Originally Posted by WishIhadaRX7' date='Aug 12 2003, 06:22 AM

Here's another good one:



This traveling comic is a ventriloquist.

So he goes to this town and performs his act.

The dummy makes all kinds of blonde jokes, and everybody is laughing.

About 3/4 the way through the act this blonde woman stands up and starts shouting.

She says, "Your an *******! Your mean and spiteful, and not every blonde is dumb!"

The comic, taken aback by the harsh words starts to apologize.

But before he can finish the blonde cuts him off and says, "You stay out of this! I'm talking to that little ******* on your lap!"