Spice It Up With Aim Convo
#1
touring94: i have some cooper s seat covers
touring94: when i say covers i mean my face
touring94: and when i say seat i mean you on my covers
NismoConvert: yoou want me to sit on your face?
touring94: hahaha
touring94: that was funny
touring94: i must be tired
NismoConvert: ok but the scenic route is smelling
NismoConvert: wow i can't spell i must be ******* tired
touring94: have you ever danced with wolves
NismoConvert: yeah i've danced with teh ladies
touring94: if i was little red riding hood, would you dance with me
touring94: lets suppose for a second i had some pourage, and you needed to sleep in a bed
NismoConvert: i...i don;t know how to respond to that comment
touring94: and i was little red riding hood and you were the "big bad wolf"
NismoConvert: i would say hey bitch get oot my hood
NismoConvert: wait i'm not rotaryrocket7
NismoConvert: my bad yo
NismoConvert: keppin it real
touring94: btw i'm recording this conversation
NismoConvert: awesome
touring94: anything you say can and will be used against you in the NP GEND
touring94: when i say covers i mean my face
touring94: and when i say seat i mean you on my covers
NismoConvert: yoou want me to sit on your face?
touring94: hahaha
touring94: that was funny
touring94: i must be tired
NismoConvert: ok but the scenic route is smelling
NismoConvert: wow i can't spell i must be ******* tired
touring94: have you ever danced with wolves
NismoConvert: yeah i've danced with teh ladies
touring94: if i was little red riding hood, would you dance with me
touring94: lets suppose for a second i had some pourage, and you needed to sleep in a bed
NismoConvert: i...i don;t know how to respond to that comment
touring94: and i was little red riding hood and you were the "big bad wolf"
NismoConvert: i would say hey bitch get oot my hood
NismoConvert: wait i'm not rotaryrocket7
NismoConvert: my bad yo
NismoConvert: keppin it real
touring94: btw i'm recording this conversation
NismoConvert: awesome
touring94: anything you say can and will be used against you in the NP GEND
#3
NismoConvert: and once again my spelling sucks, exams blow cack
touring94: oh yeah speaking of blowing crack
NismoConvert: get that thing away from the monitor
touring94: you have one too
NismoConvert: a vacuum? thats the on;y sucking/blowing i'm getting
touring94: no a monitor
NismoConvert: this is true
touring94: lizards
touring94: lizards dude
NismoConvert: hahah
touring94: haha
NismoConvert: i watched that barefooted ******* crock hunter guy today he got bit by a monitor
touring94: gotta watch out for computers, those things have viruses
NismoConvert: yeah like sphyilis
touring94: and syphilis
touring94: oh yeah speaking of blowing crack
NismoConvert: get that thing away from the monitor
touring94: you have one too
NismoConvert: a vacuum? thats the on;y sucking/blowing i'm getting
touring94: no a monitor
NismoConvert: this is true
touring94: lizards
touring94: lizards dude
NismoConvert: hahah
touring94: haha
NismoConvert: i watched that barefooted ******* crock hunter guy today he got bit by a monitor
touring94: gotta watch out for computers, those things have viruses
NismoConvert: yeah like sphyilis
touring94: and syphilis
#4
NismoConvert: why are there only black people on BET?!?!
touring94: cause BET stands for Black Enlarged *******
NismoConvert: no foolin? i thought it was tushies
NismoConvert: and j-lo ain't on here
touring94: ever wonder why only whites are on the KKK channel
NismoConvert: interesting thought, i guess it';s because white people love kick *** turbos from VW's?
touring94: yeah i mean the klan makes a mean turbo
touring94: first they were riding horses, next thing you know their making turbos
NismoConvert: what the **** were those germans thinking when they named a turbo KKK, what not call i the jew slicer?
touring94: jewspower
NismoConvert: jewspeed
touring94: jew slicer, thats catchy
NismoConvert: kinda like neuspeed
touring94: jew see that new turbo KKK came out with
NismoConvert: yeah has a nice noose on it, goos for quick spooling
touring94: i hear they use real ***** for their ball bearings
touring94: real jew *****
touring94: cutting edge
touring94: this is a product i can stand behind
NismoConvert: wow and i thought i was impossable to fit 10000 jews in a golf
touring94: i thought tiger woods was asian
touring94: you want to know why tiger woods wins so many damn golf tournies
NismoConvert: his parents are but he's from FL?
NismoConvert: small weiner?
touring94: how many fat *** white golfers you know that aren't scared of the woods, big cats, asian nigas, and a black man
touring94: ninjas
touring94: i spelted ninjas wrong
NismoConvert: this is very true
touring94: almost called him a asian ******
touring94: cause BET stands for Black Enlarged *******
NismoConvert: no foolin? i thought it was tushies
NismoConvert: and j-lo ain't on here
touring94: ever wonder why only whites are on the KKK channel
NismoConvert: interesting thought, i guess it';s because white people love kick *** turbos from VW's?
touring94: yeah i mean the klan makes a mean turbo
touring94: first they were riding horses, next thing you know their making turbos
NismoConvert: what the **** were those germans thinking when they named a turbo KKK, what not call i the jew slicer?
touring94: jewspower
NismoConvert: jewspeed
touring94: jew slicer, thats catchy
NismoConvert: kinda like neuspeed
touring94: jew see that new turbo KKK came out with
NismoConvert: yeah has a nice noose on it, goos for quick spooling
touring94: i hear they use real ***** for their ball bearings
touring94: real jew *****
touring94: cutting edge
touring94: this is a product i can stand behind
NismoConvert: wow and i thought i was impossable to fit 10000 jews in a golf
touring94: i thought tiger woods was asian
touring94: you want to know why tiger woods wins so many damn golf tournies
NismoConvert: his parents are but he's from FL?
NismoConvert: small weiner?
touring94: how many fat *** white golfers you know that aren't scared of the woods, big cats, asian nigas, and a black man
touring94: ninjas
touring94: i spelted ninjas wrong
NismoConvert: this is very true
touring94: almost called him a asian ******