touring94: i have some cooper s seat covers
touring94: when i say covers i mean my face touring94: and when i say seat i mean you on my covers NismoConvert: yoou want me to sit on your face? touring94: hahaha touring94: that was funny touring94: i must be tired NismoConvert: ok but the scenic route is smelling NismoConvert: wow i can't spell i must be ******* tired touring94: have you ever danced with wolves NismoConvert: yeah i've danced with teh ladies touring94: if i was little red riding hood, would you dance with me touring94: lets suppose for a second i had some pourage, and you needed to sleep in a bed NismoConvert: i...i don;t know how to respond to that comment touring94: and i was little red riding hood and you were the "big bad wolf" NismoConvert: i would say hey bitch get oot my hood NismoConvert: wait i'm not rotaryrocket7 NismoConvert: my bad yo NismoConvert: keppin it real touring94: btw i'm recording this conversation NismoConvert: awesome touring94: anything you say can and will be used against you in the NP GEND |
ah yes, good old aim convo's.
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NismoConvert: and once again my spelling sucks, exams blow cack
touring94: oh yeah speaking of blowing crack NismoConvert: get that thing away from the monitor touring94: you have one too NismoConvert: a vacuum? thats the on;y sucking/blowing i'm getting touring94: no a monitor NismoConvert: this is true touring94: lizards touring94: lizards dude NismoConvert: hahah touring94: haha NismoConvert: i watched that barefooted ******* crock hunter guy today he got bit by a monitor touring94: gotta watch out for computers, those things have viruses NismoConvert: yeah like sphyilis touring94: and syphilis |
NismoConvert: why are there only black people on BET?!?!
touring94: cause BET stands for Black Enlarged Titties NismoConvert: no foolin? i thought it was tushies NismoConvert: and j-lo ain't on here touring94: ever wonder why only whites are on the KKK channel NismoConvert: interesting thought, i guess it';s because white people love kick ass turbos from VW's? touring94: yeah i mean the klan makes a mean turbo touring94: first they were riding horses, next thing you know their making turbos NismoConvert: what the **** were those germans thinking when they named a turbo KKK, what not call i the jew slicer? touring94: jewspower NismoConvert: jewspeed touring94: jew slicer, thats catchy NismoConvert: kinda like neuspeed touring94: jew see that new turbo KKK came out with NismoConvert: yeah has a nice noose on it, goos for quick spooling touring94: i hear they use real balls for their ball bearings touring94: real jew balls touring94: cutting edge touring94: this is a product i can stand behind NismoConvert: wow and i thought i was impossable to fit 10000 jews in a golf touring94: i thought tiger woods was asian touring94: you want to know why tiger woods wins so many damn golf tournies NismoConvert: his parents are but he's from FL? NismoConvert: small weiner? touring94: how many fat ass white golfers you know that aren't scared of the woods, big cats, asian nigas, and a black man touring94: ninjas touring94: i spelted ninjas wrong NismoConvert: this is very true touring94: almost called him a asian nigger |
lmfao!!!! That was actually pretty good.
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you actually read that crap, cudos to you man.
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i also read that crap.
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I was crapping while reading that crap.
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i just **** my pants reading that
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considering your redneck nickname, the fact that you crap your pants you must wear depends? i would at least hope Steve would have used the seatless bike.
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