touring94: i have some cooper s seat covers

touring94: when i say covers i mean my face

touring94: and when i say seat i mean you on my covers

NismoConvert: yoou want me to sit on your face?

touring94: hahaha

touring94: that was funny

touring94: i must be tired

NismoConvert: ok but the scenic route is smelling

NismoConvert: wow i can't spell i must be ******* tired

touring94: have you ever danced with wolves

NismoConvert: yeah i've danced with teh ladies

touring94: if i was little red riding hood, would you dance with me

touring94: lets suppose for a second i had some pourage, and you needed to sleep in a bed

NismoConvert: i...i don;t know how to respond to that comment

touring94: and i was little red riding hood and you were the "big bad wolf"

NismoConvert: i would say hey bitch get oot my hood

NismoConvert: wait i'm not rotaryrocket7

NismoConvert: my bad yo

NismoConvert: keppin it real

touring94: btw i'm recording this conversation

NismoConvert: awesome

touring94: anything you say can and will be used against you in the NP GEND

ah yes, good old aim convo's.

NismoConvert: and once again my spelling sucks, exams blow cack

touring94: oh yeah speaking of blowing crack

NismoConvert: get that thing away from the monitor

touring94: you have one too

NismoConvert: a vacuum? thats the on;y sucking/blowing i'm getting

touring94: no a monitor

NismoConvert: this is true

touring94: lizards

touring94: lizards dude

NismoConvert: hahah

touring94: haha

NismoConvert: i watched that barefooted ******* crock hunter guy today he got bit by a monitor

touring94: gotta watch out for computers, those things have viruses

NismoConvert: yeah like sphyilis

touring94: and syphilis

NismoConvert: why are there only black people on BET?!?!

touring94: cause BET stands for Black Enlarged Titties

NismoConvert: no foolin? i thought it was tushies

NismoConvert: and j-lo ain't on here

touring94: ever wonder why only whites are on the KKK channel

NismoConvert: interesting thought, i guess it';s because white people love kick ass turbos from VW's?

touring94: yeah i mean the klan makes a mean turbo

touring94: first they were riding horses, next thing you know their making turbos

NismoConvert: what the **** were those germans thinking when they named a turbo KKK, what not call i the jew slicer?

touring94: jewspower

NismoConvert: jewspeed

touring94: jew slicer, thats catchy

NismoConvert: kinda like neuspeed

touring94: jew see that new turbo KKK came out with

NismoConvert: yeah has a nice noose on it, goos for quick spooling

touring94: i hear they use real balls for their ball bearings

touring94: real jew balls

touring94: cutting edge

touring94: this is a product i can stand behind

NismoConvert: wow and i thought i was impossable to fit 10000 jews in a golf

touring94: i thought tiger woods was asian

touring94: you want to know why tiger woods wins so many damn golf tournies

NismoConvert: his parents are but he's from FL?

NismoConvert: small weiner?

touring94: how many fat ass white golfers you know that aren't scared of the woods, big cats, asian nigas, and a black man

touring94: ninjas

touring94: i spelted ninjas wrong

NismoConvert: this is very true

touring94: almost called him a asian nigger

lmfao!!!! That was actually pretty good.

you actually read that crap, cudos to you man.

i also read that crap.

I was crapping while reading that crap.

i just **** my pants reading that

considering your redneck nickname, the fact that you crap your pants you must wear depends? i would at least hope Steve would have used the seatless bike.

[quote name='nismo convert' date='Apr 27 2005, 08:45 AM']considering your redneck nickname, the fact that you crap your pants you must wear depends? i would at least hope Steve would have used the seatless bike.


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It has a seat.. it's just real small.

lies!!!!!!

Steve is just REAL big?!

That's some funny crap

All convo's with Nismo end up being about fucked up ****. It is the best when he is drunk.

oh davey!!! are you calling me an alchy?

Takes one to know one.



Oh, and it looks like I am going to be in canadia in may.

****** EHHHHHHHHHHHH

i didnt read that crap, its carp!

[quote name='nismo convert' date='Apr 27 2005, 09:45 AM']considering your redneck nickname, the fact that you crap your pants you must wear depends? i would at least hope Steve would have used the seatless bike.


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redneck? what are you talkign about boy?

[quote name='CletusFD3S' date='Apr 28 2005, 09:52 AM']redneck? what are you talkign about boy?


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ah thank you!!!