did your syrup steward help you pick a maple that was busy but never precocious?

A much better job than dispensing Ketchup at the Sushi Bar

I was expecting to see a picture of marshmallows on fire loaded onto a catapult aimed at a neighbors house or something. This is disapointing, baldy needs more destructive ideas.

baldy just lets his woman set herself on fire

pretty much, yeah.

btw, no disrespect intended towards yer missus!

I can't even so how that phrase is remotely disrespectful, no problem!



Luckily this fire was smaller, after the tree was burned. No injuries to report.

That reminds me, it's been a long time since I've had a bonfire (thanks to stupid city ordinances) but apparently, any fire used to cook something is legal here so long as food is present at the site that's normally cooked over open fires. In other words, a bag of marshmallows can keep the laws at bay.

one time when i was 12yo we lit a old christmas tree in fire the flames got so high it went up and sat another tree on fire.. and so forth... got interesting quick

I like living outside the city limits, we can burn all we want.