It's a song for my dog, Turtle.



here goes:





Turtleman, Turtleman,

Nobody fights crime like Turtleman



Turtleman, Turtleman,

Beating up hookers, Turtleman



Who knows the back streets

and who packs as much heat as

Turtleman, Turtleman?



Whose fists got mo rings

and whose rims got mo bling than

Turtleman, Turtleman?



(earth shattering guitar solo followed by drum breakdown and scratchy recordings of saucy women moaning about how sexy Turtleman is)



Turtleman, Turtleman

Nobody fights crime like Turtleman



Turtleman, Turtleman

Beating up hookers, Turtleman



Who rules the night life,

and who sleeps with your wife,

and who knocks out your lights like

Turtleman, Turtleman, Turtleman

TURTLEMAN!!!



Thank you...thank you so much....



BEHOLD THE MAJESTY OF TURTLE!!!

 

THAT'S SOME DAMN BIG EARS!

 

Turtleman is niether a man...nor a turtle....makes sense.