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Old 06-23-2005, 12:40 PM
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BRING IT ON YOU ELITEIST ***** ORDERERS OF COMPLICATED COFFEES!
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Old 06-23-2005, 12:46 PM
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I had a "Big-*** carmel frappucino" this morning. That's what I ordered anyway, the girl was like, "Venti?" I replied, "whatever.. the big one."
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Old 06-23-2005, 12:48 PM
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Yeah...my coffee maker guy ******* signed my cup.



It says "Maleell the Barista" on the side.



I should eBay it.
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[quote name='jackboots' date='Jun 23 2005, 01:48 PM']Yeah...my coffee maker guy ******* signed my cup.



It says "Maleell the Barista" on the side.



I should eBay it.

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Are you shitting me?!~ How ******* gay can you be to SIGN A COFFEE CUP!? I mean come on its beans that look like rabbit **** ground up and water, Not reall rocket science here gentlemen.
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Old 06-23-2005, 02:07 PM
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oh, he made it abundantly clear that he practiced the love that dare not speak its name...and that he wanted me to practice it with him.



He was supa dupa gay, like a super hero gay.
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[quote name='jackboots' date='Jun 23 2005, 03:07 PM']oh, he made it abundantly clear that he practiced the love that dare not speak its name...and that he wanted me to practice it with him.



He was supa dupa gay, like a super hero gay.

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Oh you mean like flowing rainbow colored cape and goatse-esque bulge in the back of his pants gay?
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Old 06-23-2005, 02:18 PM
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If wanting a cup of coffee made the way I like it is Elitist then so be it!



You know what I call people who don't drink Starbucks? Cheap, broke asshats!
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Oh I drink starbucks, I just don't need to complicate my drink to impress the nobodies standing around me or to feel like I'm a beautiful unique snowflake.



"I'll take what the mannequin's wearing"
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[quote name='phinsup' date='Jun 23 2005, 11:18 AM']If wanting a cup of coffee made the way I like it is Elitist then so be it!



You know what I call people who don't drink Starbucks? Cheap, broke asshats!

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Or non-yuppie's



Drink it black.
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Old 06-23-2005, 04:26 PM
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Let Starbucks make their billions off some other sucker. They don't get my money. I've been in one like twice. I brew up a nice cup of coffee first thing in the morning, just the way I like it. I don't drink top-shelf Margaritas in a bar and I don't go out of my way for a $4. cup of coffee. If that makes me cheap, then so be it, but I damn sure ain't broke. Yet.
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