BRING IT ON YOU ELITEIST PRICK ORDERERS OF COMPLICATED COFFEES!

I had a "Big-ass carmel frappucino" this morning. That's what I ordered anyway, the girl was like, "Venti?" I replied, "whatever.. the big one."

Yeah...my coffee maker guy ******* signed my cup.



It says "Maleell the Barista" on the side.



I should eBay it.

[quote name='jackboots' date='Jun 23 2005, 01:48 PM']Yeah...my coffee maker guy ******* signed my cup.



It says "Maleell the Barista" on the side.



I should eBay it.


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Are you shitting me?!~ https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif How ******* gay can you be to SIGN A COFFEE CUP!? I mean come on its beans that look like rabbit **** ground up and water, Not reall rocket science here gentlemen. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif

oh, he made it abundantly clear that he practiced the love that dare not speak its name...and that he wanted me to practice it with him.



He was supa dupa gay, like a super hero gay.

[quote name='jackboots' date='Jun 23 2005, 03:07 PM']oh, he made it abundantly clear that he practiced the love that dare not speak its name...and that he wanted me to practice it with him.



He was supa dupa gay, like a super hero gay.


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Oh you mean like flowing rainbow colored cape and goatse-esque bulge in the back of his pants gay?

If wanting a cup of coffee made the way I like it is Elitist then so be it!



You know what I call people who don't drink Starbucks? Cheap, broke asshats!

Oh I drink starbucks, I just don't need to complicate my drink to impress the nobodies standing around me or to feel like I'm a beautiful unique snowflake.



"I'll take what the mannequin's wearing"

[quote name='phinsup' date='Jun 23 2005, 11:18 AM']If wanting a cup of coffee made the way I like it is Elitist then so be it!



You know what I call people who don't drink Starbucks? Cheap, broke asshats!


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Or non-yuppie's https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub..._DIR#>/dry.png



Drink it black.

Let Starbucks make their billions off some other sucker. They don't get my money. I've been in one like twice. I brew up a nice cup of coffee first thing in the morning, just the way I like it. I don't drink top-shelf Margaritas in a bar and I don't go out of my way for a $4. cup of coffee. If that makes me cheap, then so be it, but I damn sure ain't broke. Yet. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png