silly college professors
#1
banzaitoyota: harow
j9fd3s: hair-ow!
banzaitoyota: my race car friend with a PHD in Biology pulled a good one
j9fd3s: oh?
banzaitoyota: mazda3, left in running with the AC on, went into the school to drop something off
banzaitoyota: he locked the door by mistake
banzaitoyota: he thought no problem, he had the remote in hips pocket
j9fd3s: ok
banzaitoyota: so he attempts the remote. no worly
j9fd3s: lol
banzaitoyota: no worky to unlock door with engine running
j9fd3s: lol
banzaitoyota: so they all go inside and get implements to open door
banzaitoyota: now there are 3 people with PHD's on the drivers side trying to jimmy the door
j9fd3s: haha
banzaitoyota: when a security guy comes up and asks what they are doing
j9fd3s: LOL
banzaitoyota: they explain, security guy goes: You know the passenger window is partially down
j9fd3s: lol
banzaitoyota: they had manipulated the switch and not noticed
j9fd3s: haha
j9fd3s: hair-ow!
banzaitoyota: my race car friend with a PHD in Biology pulled a good one
j9fd3s: oh?
banzaitoyota: mazda3, left in running with the AC on, went into the school to drop something off
banzaitoyota: he locked the door by mistake
banzaitoyota: he thought no problem, he had the remote in hips pocket
j9fd3s: ok
banzaitoyota: so he attempts the remote. no worly
j9fd3s: lol
banzaitoyota: no worky to unlock door with engine running
j9fd3s: lol
banzaitoyota: so they all go inside and get implements to open door
banzaitoyota: now there are 3 people with PHD's on the drivers side trying to jimmy the door
j9fd3s: haha
banzaitoyota: when a security guy comes up and asks what they are doing
j9fd3s: LOL
banzaitoyota: they explain, security guy goes: You know the passenger window is partially down
j9fd3s: lol
banzaitoyota: they had manipulated the switch and not noticed
j9fd3s: haha
#5
I've witnessed three "environmental engineers" pulling on the same wrench together in the wrong direction. "Righty tighty, lefty loosy" is apparently not in all engineering courses. Not sure what is covered by "environment engineering" in fact.
#6
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#7
Originally Posted by nismo convert' post='877320' date='Jul 7 2007, 03:23 PM
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#9
Originally Posted by Baldy' post='877438' date='Jul 9 2007, 09:07 AM
The guy that won, I'm pretty sure he's the one in the "grammar" pic that I think teknics made. In that pic he's holding up the Beagle, which is what the host mentioned will be landing on Mars. At least I'm pretty sure that's what it was.
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edit, found it!
What's that got to do with sending hunting dogs to Mars?