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Old 07-06-2007, 05:38 PM
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banzaitoyota: harow

j9fd3s: hair-ow!

banzaitoyota: my race car friend with a PHD in Biology pulled a good one

j9fd3s: oh?

banzaitoyota: mazda3, left in running with the AC on, went into the school to drop something off

banzaitoyota: he locked the door by mistake

banzaitoyota: he thought no problem, he had the remote in hips pocket

j9fd3s: ok

banzaitoyota: so he attempts the remote. no worly

j9fd3s: lol

banzaitoyota: no worky to unlock door with engine running

j9fd3s: lol

banzaitoyota: so they all go inside and get implements to open door

banzaitoyota: now there are 3 people with PHD's on the drivers side trying to jimmy the door

j9fd3s: haha

banzaitoyota: when a security guy comes up and asks what they are doing

j9fd3s: LOL

banzaitoyota: they explain, security guy goes: You know the passenger window is partially down

j9fd3s: lol

banzaitoyota: they had manipulated the switch and not noticed

j9fd3s: haha
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Old 07-06-2007, 05:54 PM
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at least no wondows were harmed!
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Old 07-06-2007, 06:34 PM
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look how educated j9s replys were in that conversation 3-4 letter words only lol
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Old 07-07-2007, 06:12 AM
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Sometimes all it takes is a single word.
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Old 07-07-2007, 07:33 AM
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I've witnessed three "environmental engineers" pulling on the same wrench together in the wrong direction. "Righty tighty, lefty loosy" is apparently not in all engineering courses. Not sure what is covered by "environment engineering" in fact.
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Old 07-07-2007, 02:23 PM
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Watch this:



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Old 07-09-2007, 08:07 AM
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Originally Posted by nismo convert' post='877320' date='Jul 7 2007, 03:23 PM
The guy that won, I'm pretty sure he's the one in the "grammar" pic that I think teknics made. In that pic he's holding up the Beagle, which is what the host mentioned will be landing on Mars. At least I'm pretty sure that's what it was.





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Originally Posted by jwteknix' post='877271' date='Jul 6 2007, 04:34 PM
look how educated j9s replys were in that conversation 3-4 letter words only lol


ha!
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Originally Posted by Baldy' post='877438' date='Jul 9 2007, 09:07 AM
The guy that won, I'm pretty sure he's the one in the "grammar" pic that I think teknics made. In that pic he's holding up the Beagle, which is what the host mentioned will be landing on Mars. At least I'm pretty sure that's what it was.

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What's that got to do with sending hunting dogs to Mars?
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Originally Posted by 1988RedT2' post='877458' date='Jul 9 2007, 09:52 AM
What's that got to do with sending hunting dogs to Mars?


GRAMMAR!
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