A man was in a long line at Safeway. As he got to the register he realized

he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could

have some brought up to the register.



She asked, "What size condoms?" The customer replied that he didn't know.



She asked him to drop his pants. He did, she reached over the

counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom, "One box

of large condoms, Register 5."



The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of

us, was up for a cheap thrill.



When he got to the register, he told the checker that he too had

forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to

the register for him.



She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know.



She asked him to drop his pants. He did, she gave him a quick feel,

picked up the intercom and said, "One box of medium-sized condoms,

Register 5."



A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had

seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact

with a live female, so he thought this was his chance. When he got

to the register he told the checker he needed some condoms.



She asked him what size and he said he didn't know.



She asked him to drop his pants and he did. She reached over the

counter, gave him one quick squeeze, then picked up the intercom and

said....



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"Cleanup, Register 5."

 

i shop at safeway!

 

you cause many clean-ups at register young grasshopper

 

what the hell is "safeway?

 

Yuck!

 

its a grocery store, like ralphs

 

It's like a Shop-rite or Grand Union.



I mean...Wegman's or Hy-Vee. Er....Price Chopper. Piggly Wiggly? Food Lion?

 

maaaaan you east coast people dont have them!

 

I'll take stores I've never heard of for $400, Alex.





Piggly wiggly?!?! WTF is that?!?!? I don't care what they sell! I don't think I'd go!

 

id go just to see wtf a pigggly wiggly was