Shopping At Safeway
02-04-2004, 02:42 PM
#1
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A man was in a long line at Safeway. As he got to the register he realized
he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could
have some brought up to the register.
She asked, "What size condoms?" The customer replied that he didn't know.
She asked him to drop his pants. He did, she reached over the
counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom, "One box
of large condoms, Register 5."
The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of
us, was up for a cheap thrill.
When he got to the register, he told the checker that he too had
forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to
the register for him.
She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know.
She asked him to drop his pants. He did, she gave him a quick feel,
picked up the intercom and said, "One box of medium-sized condoms,
Register 5."
A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had
seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact
with a live female, so he thought this was his chance. When he got
to the register he told the checker he needed some condoms.
She asked him what size and he said he didn't know.
She asked him to drop his pants and he did. She reached over the
counter, gave him one quick squeeze, then picked up the intercom and
said....
.......
.......
.......
.......
.......
.......
.......
"Cleanup, Register 5."
he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could
have some brought up to the register.
She asked, "What size condoms?" The customer replied that he didn't know.
She asked him to drop his pants. He did, she reached over the
counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom, "One box
of large condoms, Register 5."
The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of
us, was up for a cheap thrill.
When he got to the register, he told the checker that he too had
forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to
the register for him.
She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know.
She asked him to drop his pants. He did, she gave him a quick feel,
picked up the intercom and said, "One box of medium-sized condoms,
Register 5."
A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had
seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact
with a live female, so he thought this was his chance. When he got
to the register he told the checker he needed some condoms.
She asked him what size and he said he didn't know.
She asked him to drop his pants and he did. She reached over the
counter, gave him one quick squeeze, then picked up the intercom and
said....
.......
.......
.......
.......
.......
.......
.......
"Cleanup, Register 5."
02-04-2004, 03:08 PM
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Originally Posted by UniqueTII' date='Feb 4 2004, 04:03 PM
It's like a Shop-rite or Grand Union. 
I mean...Wegman's or Hy-Vee. Er....Price Chopper. Piggly Wiggly? Food Lion?
I mean...Wegman's or Hy-Vee. Er....Price Chopper. Piggly Wiggly? Food Lion?
Piggly wiggly?!?! WTF is that?!?!? I don't care what they sell! I don't think I'd go!
02-04-2004, 03:11 PM
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Location: California
Posts: 22,465
Originally Posted by SpecialT' date='Feb 4 2004, 01:08 PM
I'll take stores I've never heard of for $400, Alex.
Piggly wiggly?!?! WTF is that?!?!? I don't care what they sell! I don't think I'd go!
Piggly wiggly?!?! WTF is that?!?!? I don't care what they sell! I don't think I'd go!