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Old 01-14-2003, 03:20 PM
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Don't race while drinking. You might spill your beer.
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Old 01-14-2003, 03:20 PM
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You MUST:

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Live your life a quarter-mile at a time

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Old 01-14-2003, 03:21 PM
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If a car pulls you by 6 cars, then pulls into a gas station, YOU DO NOT WIN BY PASSING HIM.
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Don't race while getting road head, unless she knows about it... she might return the surprise with a little surprise of her own!!!
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Old 01-14-2003, 03:22 PM
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Motorcycles are usually a tad faster than your Civic, contrary to popular belief.
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Even though they have a smaller motor.
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Old 01-14-2003, 03:23 PM
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It's hard to race while driving in the patented "gangsta lean"...
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Expect the worst and hope for the best.
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Old 01-14-2003, 03:24 PM
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Put on your seat belt.

Don't do a burnout to impress the girlies and hop a curb, hitting a Jetta, missing an ITR and getting your *** beat.
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Bottles are for babies, get blown like a man.
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