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Jan 14, 2003 | 03:20 PM

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9BASE3

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Don't race while drinking. You might spill your beer.

Jan 14, 2003 | 03:20 PM

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You MUST:

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Live your life a quarter-mile at a time

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Jan 14, 2003 | 03:21 PM

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If a car pulls you by 6 cars, then pulls into a gas station, YOU DO NOT WIN BY PASSING HIM.

Jan 14, 2003 | 03:21 PM

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Don't race while getting road head, unless she knows about it... she might return the surprise with a little surprise of her own!!!

Jan 14, 2003 | 03:22 PM

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Motorcycles are usually a tad faster than your Civic, contrary to popular belief.

Jan 14, 2003 | 03:22 PM

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Even though they have a smaller motor.

Jan 14, 2003 | 03:23 PM

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It's hard to race while driving in the patented "gangsta lean"...

Jan 14, 2003 | 03:23 PM

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Expect the worst and hope for the best.

Jan 14, 2003 | 03:24 PM

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Put on your seat belt.

Don't do a burnout to impress the girlies and hop a curb, hitting a Jetta, missing an ITR and getting your *** beat.

Jan 14, 2003 | 03:24 PM

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Bottles are for babies, get blown like a man.

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