Ricer's Christmas
#1
I laughed my *** off! Enjoy - Hope it's not a repost
Heath
Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this damn Mustang, even with it's big blower,
As light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Mustang erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the Star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that V8 gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing,
My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing,
I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,
In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying now, a thing of the past,
Don't bother with third, 'cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all," he says in fling,
"You may not win any, in that silly thing",
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow...it will be a better night.
A little forced-induction never hurt anybody!!
Injection (N2O) is nice, but I'd rather be blown! -Scott
Heath
Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this damn Mustang, even with it's big blower,
As light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Mustang erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the Star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that V8 gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing,
My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing,
I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,
In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying now, a thing of the past,
Don't bother with third, 'cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all," he says in fling,
"You may not win any, in that silly thing",
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow...it will be a better night.
A little forced-induction never hurt anybody!!
Injection (N2O) is nice, but I'd rather be blown! -Scott
#5
I saw that somewhere before..the only problem with it is 95% of domestic drivers consider any japanese care rice, yes even the rx, or gtr, sti, or any evo... some guy here that drives an auto firebird is dead convinced that my fc project will only run 14's and I'll never beat any v8 f-bodies or mustangs. I even showed him what I have for it..and he still don't believe
#6
At a mazda meeting, there were a bunch of miatas, and something like 3 or 4 3rd gen RX-7s (modified) and some 2nd gens (also modified) A guy is walking by and says "Why dont you guys buy a real car!" and gets in his brand-new silver Camaro droptop. In front of all the 3rd gens, he attempt to light up his tires by pressing on the gas and shifting into "Drive" with his "automatic transmission" and as he fishtails the 4 3rd gen owners in the restaurant gasped for a moment as he regained control of his vehicle.
Now...a real car? A car thats not as fast or even handles as well as the car he is driving? Maybe he should have gotten a ride in one of the 11 second miatas.
Now...a real car? A car thats not as fast or even handles as well as the car he is driving? Maybe he should have gotten a ride in one of the 11 second miatas.
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