Return Of The King
Senior Member
Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 4,837
From: Wayne, NJ
Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' date='Dec 17 2003, 03:50 PM
Try READING a BOOK for a change instead of being spoon-fed mindless drivel!!!!!!
kevin.
Super Moderator
Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 5,181
From: My BIG ol TURBO-DIESEL
Who probably reads reads more books than you can imagine. Where is today's youth's imagination? Its only what they see on a PS2 or a DVD. Give me a good book over a poorly adapted screenplay ANYDAY!
Senior Member
Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 4,107
From: fredneck MD
Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' date='Dec 17 2003, 04:50 PM
You kids probably never read "BORED OF THE RINGS" either
Try READING a BOOK for a change instead of being spoon-fed mindless drivel!!!!!!
Try READING a BOOK for a change instead of being spoon-fed mindless drivel!!!!!!
Super Moderator
Joined: Sep 2002
Posts: 5,425
From: Tallahassee, FL
Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' date='Dec 17 2003, 05:07 PM
Who probably reads reads more books than you can imagine. Where is today's youth's imagination? Its only what they see on a PS2 or a DVD. Give me a good book over a poorly adapted screenplay ANYDAY!
My brother is a total book worm, he reads everything. Yet he plays hours of video games as well, waaaay more than I do.
Senior Member
Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 4,837
From: Wayne, NJ
Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' date='Dec 17 2003, 04:07 PM
Who probably reads reads more books than you can imagine. Where is today's youth's imagination? Its only what they see on a PS2 or a DVD. Give me a good book over a poorly adapted screenplay ANYDAY!
anyway, i read books and feel i have better then average writing and reading skills, i dont always demonstrate the writing skills here but thats because im only here to have a good time not be grammatically and politically correct, ya know?
anyway, if we all did what they used to do id still be churning butter and ****.
oh and yes i am a "youth" and i know how to earn what i get as well, hell i farm for gods sake.
kevin.
Super Moderator
Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 5,181
From: My BIG ol TURBO-DIESEL
Nobody has read one of the greatest Paradies ever published?
"Bored of the Rings"
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...46&category=273
Concerning Boggies
This book is predominantly concerned with making money, and from its pages a reader may learn much about the literary integrity of the authors. Of boggies, however, he will discover next to nothing, since anyone in possession of a mere moiety of their marbles will readily concede that such creatures could only exist in the minds of children of the sort whose childhoods are spent in wicker baskets and who grow up to be muggers, dog thieves and insurance salesmen. Nonetheless, judging from the sales of Prof Tolkien's interesting books, this is a rather sizable group, sporting the kind of scortchmarks on their pockets that only the spontaneous combustion of heavy wads of crumpled money can produce. For such readers we have collected here a few bits of racial slander concerning boggies, culled by placing Prof Tolkien's books on the floor in a neat pile and going over them countless times in a series of skips and short hops. For them we also include a brief-description of the soon-to-be-published-if-this-incredibly-dog-sells account of ***** Bugger's earlier adventures, called by him, TRAVELS WITH GODDAM IN SEARCH OF LOWER MIDDLE EARTH, but wisely renamed by the publisher VALLEY OF THE TROLLS
and it gets better and better, holding back nothing, So join *****, Frito, Goodgulf, Arrowroot, Spam, Legolam, Gimlet son of Groin, Moxie and Pepsi, and all the rest as they travel over the Paper Mache Mountains in their quest of defeating the evil Serutan. Truly dimented, some scenes sexually suggestive.
"Bored of the Rings"
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...46&category=273
Concerning Boggies
This book is predominantly concerned with making money, and from its pages a reader may learn much about the literary integrity of the authors. Of boggies, however, he will discover next to nothing, since anyone in possession of a mere moiety of their marbles will readily concede that such creatures could only exist in the minds of children of the sort whose childhoods are spent in wicker baskets and who grow up to be muggers, dog thieves and insurance salesmen. Nonetheless, judging from the sales of Prof Tolkien's interesting books, this is a rather sizable group, sporting the kind of scortchmarks on their pockets that only the spontaneous combustion of heavy wads of crumpled money can produce. For such readers we have collected here a few bits of racial slander concerning boggies, culled by placing Prof Tolkien's books on the floor in a neat pile and going over them countless times in a series of skips and short hops. For them we also include a brief-description of the soon-to-be-published-if-this-incredibly-dog-sells account of ***** Bugger's earlier adventures, called by him, TRAVELS WITH GODDAM IN SEARCH OF LOWER MIDDLE EARTH, but wisely renamed by the publisher VALLEY OF THE TROLLS
and it gets better and better, holding back nothing, So join *****, Frito, Goodgulf, Arrowroot, Spam, Legolam, Gimlet son of Groin, Moxie and Pepsi, and all the rest as they travel over the Paper Mache Mountains in their quest of defeating the evil Serutan. Truly dimented, some scenes sexually suggestive.
