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Old 05-19-2005, 02:38 PM
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So this guy calls me. He's a public defender. He wants to know laws with regards to owning and transporting marmosets, tiny monkeys. Evidently some guy gets 8 marmosets, a week or so later someone steals one. The guy plays with it, it bites him, so he returns it. A week later a different marmoset dies, so the owner of the monkeys wants to sue the guy who stole the other monkey. The defender's client is the one who got bit.



WTF??



by the way, this is a marmoset (according to google):

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Old 05-19-2005, 02:51 PM
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lol i want one of them
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Old 05-19-2005, 03:33 PM
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me too
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Old 05-19-2005, 03:46 PM
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Isn't it awesome that a public defender and a judge get to waste their time on this?
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Old 05-19-2005, 07:25 PM
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you said minkey
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i want one too
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Old 05-19-2005, 08:23 PM
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i spank my monkey enough, that i'd notice if someone tryed to steal it.
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Old 05-19-2005, 08:26 PM
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yea those are sweet, I could teach it to drive the boat while I nap.
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Old 05-19-2005, 08:37 PM
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[quote name='j9fd3s' date='May 19 2005, 08:25 PM']you said minkey

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how could the minkey be the lookout?
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Old 05-20-2005, 01:12 AM
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Thats just big enough to wrap its appendages in duck tape and insert into my rectum
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