ok so if everythings a consiparcy, and its not hard to think that look at enron, iran contra, or water gate; how come theres never a conspiracy that i'm involved in? how many peopl have been involved 1st hand in one? so if nobody's ever been involved in one how can thier be any?



mike

 

mike its all a conspiracy to keep you from being involved in a conspiracy

 

i knew it!



mike

 

now that your on to them watch for microsoft ninjas, they come out of your computer late at night and go rummaging through your stuff just like microsoft does to your computer!!

 

you dont know about conspiracies until its over

maybe you are in one now and dont know it, when the feds come bangin on your door youll know.

 

but how could i be in on a conspiracy and not know it



mike

 

you were just in a conspiracy, right now, you missed it.

 

Oh dear. Here we go with the black helicopters again!

 

but my helicopter isnt black!



mike

 

Oh hell it's easy everything is Bill Gates fault you ought to know that by now!