PURINA DIET
07-31-2006, 06:51 AM
#1
Super Moderator
Thread Starter
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: My BIG ol TURBO-DIESEL
Posts: 5,181
I used to have a Labrador retriever & I was buying a large bag of Purina
at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a
dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last
time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care
ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it
works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one
or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally
complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically
everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a
tall guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned. I
told her no; I'd been sitting in the street licking my ***** and a car hit
me.
I thought the guy was going to have to stagger out the door.
at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a
dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last
time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care
ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it
works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one
or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally
complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically
everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a
tall guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned. I
told her no; I'd been sitting in the street licking my ***** and a car hit
me.
I thought the guy was going to have to stagger out the door.
