I used to have a Labrador retriever & I was buying a large bag of Purina

at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a

dog.



On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again,

although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last

time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care

ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.



I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it

works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one

or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally

complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically

everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a

tall guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned. I

told her no; I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit

me.



I thought the guy was going to have to stagger out the door.

Wow. Is that true?

BWHAHAHHAHAA...... awesome

I figured he got attacked by dogs, walking around with dog food in his pockets.

HAHAHAHA that is hilarious! People are so gullible...

dog food is kinda dry, i dunno

Thats why you lap the water out of the toilet!

OH!

By Jove! It could work!

my friends dog is skinnier than me!