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Old Jan 19, 2005 | 02:00 PM
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"In about 5 minutes when your mom goes to work."



"I dont know, but his face sure rings a bell."



"She, just kept twisting my ears all night."
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Old Jan 19, 2005 | 02:01 PM
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And he jumped out and yelled SUPPLIES!!!
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Old Jan 19, 2005 | 02:04 PM
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"And to any of you **********ers complaining about the 15 minute delay, Talk to the bitch in the kitchen."
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Old Jan 19, 2005 | 02:17 PM
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I grow watermelons
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Old Jan 19, 2005 | 03:39 PM
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Is that all you do, bird imitations?
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Old Jan 19, 2005 | 04:04 PM
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"but by the grace of god and these two fingers, I got them all back in"
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Old Jan 19, 2005 | 04:31 PM
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"so I fucked her twice and punched her in the mouth!"
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Old Jan 19, 2005 | 04:33 PM
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"The first time I came in I told the horse my dick was bigger than his.



The second time I showed him!"
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Old Jan 19, 2005 | 05:10 PM
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then it must be your feet!
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Old Jan 19, 2005 | 11:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Jims5543' date='Jan 18 2005, 06:03 PM
We call it, "The Aristocrats"!!



lmao...



Originally Posted by Sinful7' date='Jan 19 2005, 12:01 PM
And he jumped out and yelled SUPPLIES!!!



Haha... I love that joke.
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