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Jan 19, 2005 | 01:41 AM

#21

94touring

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Joined: Jul 2001

Posts: 3,346

From: Tulsa, OK

The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us!"

Jan 19, 2005 | 01:52 AM

#22

Dakmis

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Joined: Aug 2003

Posts: 512

From: Austin, TX

and my personal favorite "the bible was written with the aid of this great plant, and you uptight christian bitches happily forget that"

Jan 19, 2005 | 01:53 AM

#23

Dramon_Killer

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Joined: May 2003

Posts: 1,784

...and overnight parts from...Japan, if we have to.

Jan 19, 2005 | 03:04 AM

#24

DJ Blu

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Joined: Apr 2003

Posts: 442

From: Long Island, NY

i sold a guy a twinkie after i sucked out all the creme

Jan 19, 2005 | 03:05 AM

#25

DJ Blu

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Joined: Apr 2003

Posts: 442

From: Long Island, NY

its for the potato chips you left under the pillow

Jan 19, 2005 | 08:31 AM

#26

Rotarydragon

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Joined: Feb 2002

Posts: 1,381

From: Close enough to annoy you.

but not with 94t and banzaitoyota!

Jan 19, 2005 | 08:31 AM

#27

Baldy

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Joined: Sep 2002

Posts: 5,425

From: Tallahassee, FL

"I didn't either, until you shined the flashlight in here!"

"No, I'm a frayed knot."

"Because with both you're paying for something another guy left out by the street."

Jan 19, 2005 | 08:35 AM

#28

DJ Rotor

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Joined: Sep 2002

Posts: 1,030

From: teh frozen nort

Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids!

Jan 19, 2005 | 09:13 AM

#29

l8t apex

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Joined: Dec 2002

Posts: 947

From: Bayou-self Louisiana

"silly ******, dicks are for chicks"

Jan 19, 2005 | 01:52 PM

#30

Turbo II

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Joined: Mar 2002

Posts: 7,259

From: Los Angeles, CA

i was talking to the duck!

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