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Old 01-19-2005, 01:41 AM
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The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us!"
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Old 01-19-2005, 01:52 AM
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and my personal favorite "the bible was written with the aid of this great plant, and you uptight christian bitches happily forget that"
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Old 01-19-2005, 01:53 AM
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...and overnight parts from...Japan, if we have to.
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Old 01-19-2005, 03:04 AM
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i sold a guy a twinkie after i sucked out all the creme
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Old 01-19-2005, 03:05 AM
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its for the potato chips you left under the pillow
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Old 01-19-2005, 08:31 AM
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but not with 94t and banzaitoyota!
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Old 01-19-2005, 08:31 AM
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"I didn't either, until you shined the flashlight in here!"



"No, I'm a frayed knot."



"Because with both you're paying for something another guy left out by the street."
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Old 01-19-2005, 08:35 AM
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Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids!
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Old 01-19-2005, 09:13 AM
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"silly ******, dicks are for chicks"
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Old 01-19-2005, 01:52 PM
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i was talking to the duck!
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