see if it wasnt for us what would you do, thats an easy 5-6 solid ideas

 

if you want to REALLY mess with them, goto a 99 cent store and look for stink bombs. They are usually in little glass viles. They are basically just sulfur. They stink like hell ...



if you can squeeze your fingers in through their windows, you can break them ... causing the liquid to soak into the fabrics. It WILL NOT come out and 1 is WAY more than enough. So do 3.

 

how about going on a really loud vicious racist rant?

 

ooo thats a good one too!

 

run naked through the yard when they come with the water hose.

 

i think he does that anyways....

 

Weekly basis, mostly sundays in gratitute to the lord

 

then he should have no problem at accomplishing this feat, because obviously he is an expert.

 

get all your friends/family over and wait in an ambush. paintball guns/eggs/**** bombs/turds/garden hose/ and everything else mentioned above. if not enough people, rig up something to do it for you.