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Old 11-30-2006, 02:29 PM
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So heard from my gf someones going to egg her house this weekend. So im thinking thats pretty damn basic if theyre going to do something do it right, and im gonna teach them a lesson on this.. Only problem is gfs mom wants to call the cops so all my plans would either cost me a lot of money or put me in jail. My first thought was to just fill some water balloons with brake fluid and get the car they use.. but i dont want to pay to repaint the damn car when the cops get involved. Other plan was to just rig up a spike strip to pop out across the road but again with cops involved id be screwed. So i cant think of a damn thing to do in this instance. Im only good at vandalizing apparently. What makes this better is the person egging my gfs house happens to be a girl i was messing with before i started going out with my gf. I didnt know they knew each other and well it makes life more interesting now.
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Old 11-30-2006, 03:12 PM
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Dog Food in their spaghetti?
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Old 11-30-2006, 03:12 PM
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Got a paintball gun? those always brighten up the situation. Egg her back get a couple friends to help you and get her with 5 for every 1 she throws =) she'll think twice before bringin trouble that way again. I definatly like the brake fluid idea(does it strip paint?). Or just **** in a couple ballons and let 'em sail, or better yet use condoms if you know her that well =)
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Old 11-30-2006, 03:32 PM
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when they get out to toss the eggs, just be waiting with the hose, simple, fun, nobody gets hurt
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Old 11-30-2006, 03:39 PM
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Originally Posted by j9fd3s' post='847333' date='Nov 30 2006, 04:32 PM

when they get out to toss the eggs, just be waiting with the hose, simple, fun, nobody gets hurt


Wheres the fun in that... You gotta prove the point
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Old 11-30-2006, 06:30 PM
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Just tell the egg chick that you'll post those naked pictures you have of her on the internet if she doesn't lay off.
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Old 11-30-2006, 06:43 PM
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throw eggs back ... just make sure you have LOTS of eggs and a mean way to convey them!



Like a giant rubber band water balloon shooter filled with 2 dozen eggs. Have a few of those lined up and ready to go.



Also, if you know about when they are going to do it... go find yourself some road baracade signs, or cones and block off their get away. So they will have to turn around of bust through some ****. That always works great! No joke ...
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Old 11-30-2006, 07:03 PM
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Get the plate number, or a good description of the car, and call the cops saying they are drunk, or possibly trafficing drugs in their rectoms
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Old 11-30-2006, 07:45 PM
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go to store buy bubber gloves...collect fresh dog poo....wait in bushes (if bushes available) when they get out pelt them with hot dog ****.
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If you have the ability to put something in their car…



Grab about 3 containers of FOAM shaving cream. Freeze them and then cut off the metal packaging. Place the frozen blocks in the car and as soon as they thaw, the fun begins! 3 containers is plenty to fill a sedan completely with foam.
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