A Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada a year

or so and, although his English was far from perfect, they got on very

well. Until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he

could arrange a divorce for him-"very quick". The lawyer said that the

speed of getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him

the

following questions:



LAWYER: Have you any grounds ?

POLE: JA, JA, an acre and half and a nice little home with 3 bedrooms.



LAWYER "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

POLE: It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," he responded.



LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"

POLE: "No," he replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really

needed one."



LAWYER "I mean, What are your relations like?"

POLE: "All my relations are in Poland."



LAWYER: "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"

POLE: "Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set & DVD player with 6.1 sound.We

don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is

yes."



LAWYER: No, I mean Does your wife beat you up?

POLE: NO, I'm always up before her.



LAWYER: is your wife a nagger?

POLE: NO, she white.



LAWYER: WHY do you want this divorce?

POLE: SHE going to kill me.



LAWYER: What makes you think that?

POLE: I got proof.



LAWYER: What kind of proof?

POLE: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at the drug store and

put on shelf in bathroom. I can read - it says, "Polish Remover".

 

An interesting variation on a tired old classic.

 

interesting indeed

 

My sister's boyfriend is Polish.

 

OMG! Does she use Polish remover????

 

I haven't seen him in a while.

 

He's a goner, for sure!

 

silver polish!

 

haha..

 

I am Polish, and therefore offended.