A Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada a year
or so and, although his English was far from perfect, they got on very well. Until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him-"very quick". The lawyer said that the speed of getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following questions: LAWYER: Have you any grounds ? POLE: JA, JA, an acre and half and a nice little home with 3 bedrooms. LAWYER "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?" POLE: It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," he responded. LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?" POLE: "No," he replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one." LAWYER "I mean, What are your relations like?" POLE: "All my relations are in Poland." LAWYER: "is there any infidelity in your marriage?" POLE: "Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set & DVD player with 6.1 sound.We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes." LAWYER: No, I mean Does your wife beat you up? POLE: NO, I'm always up before her. LAWYER: is your wife a nagger? POLE: NO, she white. LAWYER: WHY do you want this divorce? POLE: SHE going to kill me. LAWYER: What makes you think that? POLE: I got proof. LAWYER: What kind of proof? POLE: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at the drug store and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read - it says, "Polish Remover". |
An interesting variation on a tired old classic. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/wink.png
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interesting indeed
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My sister's boyfriend is Polish.
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Originally Posted by defprun' date='Feb 27 2004, 10:16 AM
My sister's boyfriend is Polish.
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Originally Posted by 1988RedT2' date='Feb 27 2004, 07:20 AM
OMG! Does she use Polish remover????
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Originally Posted by defprun' date='Feb 27 2004, 10:21 AM
I haven't seen him in a while. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/blink.png
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silver polish!
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haha..
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I am Polish, and therefore offended.
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