This place is soooooo dead....
11-06-2007, 10:52 AM
#1
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> A cabbie picks up a Nun.
>
> She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome
> cab driver won't stop staring at her.
>
> She asks him why he is staring.
>
> He replies:
> "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."
>
> She answers,
> "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am
> and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and
> hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could
> say or ask that I would find offensive."
>
> "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
>
> She responds,
> "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have
> to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."
>
> The cab driver is very excited and says,
> "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
>
> "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
>
> The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would
> make a hooker blush.
>
> But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
>
> "My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?"
>
> "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess,
> I'm married and I'm Jewish."
>
> The nun says, "That's OK.
> My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."
>
> She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome
> cab driver won't stop staring at her.
>
> She asks him why he is staring.
>
> He replies:
> "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."
>
> She answers,
> "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am
> and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and
> hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could
> say or ask that I would find offensive."
>
> "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
>
> She responds,
> "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have
> to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."
>
> The cab driver is very excited and says,
> "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
>
> "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
>
> The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would
> make a hooker blush.
>
> But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
>
> "My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?"
>
> "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess,
> I'm married and I'm Jewish."
>
> The nun says, "That's OK.
> My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."
11-07-2007, 09:29 AM
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Originally Posted by 9BASE3' post='887305' date='Nov 7 2007, 01:37 AM
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