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> A cabbie picks up a Nun.

>

> She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome

> cab driver won't stop staring at her.

>

> She asks him why he is staring.

>

> He replies:

> "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."

>

> She answers,

> "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am

> and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and

> hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could

> say or ask that I would find offensive."

>

> "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

>

> She responds,

> "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have

> to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."

>

> The cab driver is very excited and says,

> "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"

>

> "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

>

> The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would

> make a hooker blush.

>

> But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

>

> "My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?"

>

> "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess,

> I'm married and I'm Jewish."

>

> The nun says, "That's OK.

> My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."