i know how the throw a box so that everthing inside gets broken but the outside of the box is still perfect



mike

 

I'll send pictures of his skeletal remains.

 

That's the third day of training...and I signed the contract saying I'd never tell.





The starting pay is $8.50 plus medical benefits after 30 days and dental and optical insurance after 6 months, along with paid holidays (8 per year) and paid vacations after a year. Also, if you work my shift (10:30pm - 2:30am) you get up to $2000 tuition assistance/RX-7 money.



As for my skeletal remains, bury them in my RX-7 over where they're building the mall...and you can keep my turbo. (but I have to be dead, and it can't be your fault)

 

Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit

 

Damn, that sounds like a nice perk..

 

i'd work that shift if the ups around here wasn't 45 mins away! i'm always up then anyway, might as well be getting paid for my insomnia

 

you could work at a 7-11....



mike

 

yeah but i don't think i get that cool 2000 dollar bonus or the 8.50 an hour or the medical benefits

 

nope, but you would utilize otherwise wasted time



mike

 

$8.50, good lord, couldnt live around here for that.

Are the medical paid or do you have to pay for those ?

Is it union where you are? The UPS guys over here always get ****-canned right before they are allowed to join the union.