I figure I could take the boat from florida to long island cheaper then I could drive, figure about $1300 in gas, anyone could do, pack about 30 refugees to split the cost, 120 miles south to cuba, the about 900 to long island.



Not to mention the sea time for my masters, potential to have sex with horny refugees and the glamor.

I could take a boat cheaper to Manhatten then driving, if I could rent the boat and not have to pay for gas or docking it, I am after all a member of the Nauti club. I hooked the hour meter up with a oil pressure adaptor so I only have to pay for rental while its running



im sure this will not be taken as a joke so insert disclaimer here:--------------------:

The hobbs right? It's like an odometer in your car, except its not.



I'm a member of sail time so I can rent a boat for $32, included in that is 1) docking anywhere in the world 2) gas 3) beer and 4) a blow job OR reach around from a tijuana prostitute.



I could easily get to manhatten for less then subway fare.



(fare is the cost of riding on the subway for you slower folk)

can you not read? you only pay for the sailboat when its running, DERR!

yea i rented one for 2006, just gonna leave it in the slip, maybe use it a couple hours... total cost for the year, $60!!!

you can keep it as long as you want, just pay for one hour a day, its a the "nina", one of Christopher Columbus's old ships so it gets to dock for free.

you'd have to be a fucktard to use the subway.



stupid fucks

thank god we're smarter then everyone else.

are you using the whole fist?

Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.

I observed the Oldsmobuick

of Mr. Arnold T. Pants, Esquire...

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif You guys are horrid, that guy is probably curled up in a ball somewhere crying his eyes out.



Mark

i can't resist..



i almost bothered to explain, then realized that you must be a ******* idiot if you don't see the relationship between the two.

obviously you missed the disclaimer?



-Dr. Rosenrosen

what about the HUBOMETER?

its obvious i am a ******* idiot and you are genious! I think we've all learned that oh wise one. I hope i can some day be as "witty" and intelligent as you obviously are.



In the future if you are trying to be a smart ass, try and have some smart in it.... otherwise you're just an ass.

actually, you are just a sarcastic bastard



i wasn't trying to be a smart ass, fucks like you twisted something as simple as a hobbs meter into the complexity of nuclear energy.

ewww, now we're name calling, you'd think a person of your intelligence would find that beneath, but not so.

You'd think as an administrator, you would end some of the flaming on this board.



But instead, you've chose to beat dead subjects to death and egg others on.



How old are you?

Next you'll want me to get rid of the morons....oh wait no you wouldn't want that.



So by your standards I am supposed let you belittle me and mock me in a topic, but not allow the same of you.



Good going with the age, so let's see, first you tried to belittle me with your expansive knowledge and inside info, then you tried calling me names and now we've moved on to I guess calling me not as old you.

the age? just curious... to see how much younger i am than you.



like you haven't returned the favor with the names? sarcasm speaks for itself.



i wasn't mocking you in a topic. it started when you thought i was trying to be some fancy guru by using the word HOBBS. lets' not make this any more complex shall we?

show me where i called you a **** or a bastard.



and I am not really sure wut age has to do with, but you would think an overwhelmingly intelligent person like yourself could figure out how to visit my profile and do the math.



I never resorted to calling you names like bastard or ****, which even though you wil be unable to grasp this concept, resorting to name calling does anything but show how intelligent or superior you are to me.



For the record i haven't egged anyone on, you took care of that yourself by attempting to prove to everyone how much better you are then them.



Anyhow, it's obvious age is irrelevant as you've already proven you are far more witty, intelligent and just plain more fun to be around then I.

you didn't say **** or bastard. i can read. but sarcastic comments do not prove to be any better.



i never once was trying to prove that i was better than anyone. when people keep doubting you, what you can do, and consistenly say that what you plan on doing is impractical, near impossible.. i had to explain. it appears that when i explained things, i lost some people, and thats when some confused an explanation with "im better than you".

No? wow my comprehension must be really poor.



"fucks like me" is calling me a ****



and



"you are just a sarcastic bastard" well i must be really stupid cause in this case "you" would be me "are" would mean that I am the following... which in this case is "sarcastic bastard"

accusing me of trying to make others look stupid? look at how your handling this.



let's resolve this in the pm's, as most mod's would say at this point

Obviously i am not most mods, I am bastard ****. Most mods would prolly ban you for calling them a bastard ****, you want me to be a strict administrator when it's in your favor, but you want me to be relaxed when you are making other people feel stupid.

to point out the technicality: i believe i called you a sarcastic bastard... then called you a **** when saying "fucks like you".



so, you see i didn't call you a bastard ****. a bastard **** is not the same as a sarcastic bastard. and a bastard **** is not the same as calling someone a **** when using is in the sentence "fucks like you..."



it's just like a hobbs meter... a hobbs is an hour meter... but hobbs is just a brand. thats what i am talking about...



and no i wasn't trying to make others feel stupid. i was trying to get my point accross when being doubted. i got my point across initially, and you had to point out any/every technicality.

wow, a minute ago you never called me names. I guess it's ok to call someone a sarcastic bastard and a **** separetely, but not a bastard ****?



I'll have to keep that in mind, thanks for enlightening me.



It's also ok to say "fucks like you" or "assholes like you" because then you aren't calling them the name yer just saying that everyone else like you is an *******?



I just can't keep up, you're too smart for me, you've plainly proved that in your posts, where you didn't resort to name calling, which you initially denied and now you've explained to us simpletons quite clearly. Or rather the "fucks like me"

does this mean i am a dumb bastard ****? or just an *******?

please point out where i stated that.





i was pointing out the technicality.



what you appear to be doing almost every post.

fucks like me aren't as quick and witty as smart guys like you.

then why argue? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

I guess I am just too stupid to realize that you will continually dazzle everyone with your brilliance and charm.

maybe you can compare my brilliance and charm to np94's wonderful band. hah.



with all due seriousness, i was just trying to defend my point when being doubted about flying to nyc. im sure there were times when i came across as an ass, but not intentionally. i was getting frustrated explaining everything.

that and the hobbs thing was blown to a level i thought it could never go to.



maybe i said it with to much dazzle.

yea i can see where you would make a post on a forum full of idiots and get exhausted explaining everything to them. When in doubt, just call them names, 9 out of 10 times that will make them understand how dumb they are and how much smarter you are.



There's two ways to put almost any statement. It's the difference between saying "no bro that car is blue, not green" and saying "ha ha you ******* moron that car is blue not green, wut are you a ******* retard? can't tell the difference between blue and green?"



With all due seriousness I did not appreciate being talked to like a child or a simpleton, I also didn't appreciate being called names.

The only way to prove the flight is to perform, not talk about how brilliant your plan is. DO IT, Friday is a perfect day to perform your BRILLIANT plan. Just shut up and put your money where your mouth is. END OF DISCUSSION until you fly up and back in YOUR stated Time Constraints. Now go file your flight plan like a good little plane pilot

if you feel that was the only statement in which you tried to belittle me or make yourself look superior then you've missed a good portion of the point i was trying to get accross. The hobbs thing was just something I picked out of a sea of righteousness.

please see I AM A PILOT thread.

and take pictures of the hobbs meter with the appropriate days newspaper date , for verification purposes only you understand