I figure I could take the boat from florida to long island cheaper then I could drive, figure about $1300 in gas, anyone could do, pack about 30 refugees to split the cost, 120 miles south to cuba, the about 900 to long island.



Not to mention the sea time for my masters, potential to have sex with horny refugees and the glamor.

 

I could take a boat cheaper to Manhatten then driving, if I could rent the boat and not have to pay for gas or docking it, I am after all a member of the Nauti club. I hooked the hour meter up with a oil pressure adaptor so I only have to pay for rental while its running



im sure this will not be taken as a joke so insert disclaimer here:--------------------:

 

The hobbs right? It's like an odometer in your car, except its not.



I'm a member of sail time so I can rent a boat for $32, included in that is 1) docking anywhere in the world 2) gas 3) beer and 4) a blow job OR reach around from a tijuana prostitute.



I could easily get to manhatten for less then subway fare.



(fare is the cost of riding on the subway for you slower folk)

 

can you not read? you only pay for the sailboat when its running, DERR!

 

yea i rented one for 2006, just gonna leave it in the slip, maybe use it a couple hours... total cost for the year, $60!!!

 

you can keep it as long as you want, just pay for one hour a day, its a the "nina", one of Christopher Columbus's old ships so it gets to dock for free.

 

you'd have to be a fucktard to use the subway.



stupid *****

 

thank god we're smarter then everyone else.

 

are you using the whole fist?

 

Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.