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ColinRX7 07-24-2008 08:38 AM

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This book really made my day back in 1993 - ish

defprun 07-24-2008 04:08 PM

I read Genesis and Job of the Bible yesterday. God built the world in 7 days then...took a rest. Job had problems then God gave him some more kids as a...reward.

j9fd3s 07-24-2008 05:16 PM


Originally Posted by defprun' post='905320' date='Jul 24 2008, 02:08 PM
I read Genesis and Job of the Bible yesterday. God built the world in 7 days then...took a rest. Job had problems then God gave him some more kids as a...reward.



its an eddie izzard bit where he points out that god made the world in 7 days, THEN waited 65million years, then made dinosaurs, then put them all inside a stone, then waited AGAIN, and then made phinsup.

ColinRX7 07-25-2008 10:45 AM


Originally Posted by defprun' post='905320' date='Jul 24 2008, 05:08 PM
I read Genesis and Job of the Bible yesterday. God built the world in 7 days then...took a rest. Job had problems then God gave him some more kids as a...reward.





I'm part way though Job, Job lost all his kids and all his **** too, in like the first few paragraphs!







It was packed full of action!















Thanks for ruining the ending





Ecclesiastes was pretty pimpin' - forget rims on your whip, you won't even want to put shoes on after reading that!

phinsup 07-25-2008 11:05 AM

you canadians dig that fiction i take it LOL

Baldy 07-25-2008 12:03 PM


Originally Posted by phinsup' post='905379' date='Jul 25 2008, 12:05 PM
you canadians dig that fiction i take it LOL


Amazon’s reviews of the King James Bible.



1. “Excellent Special FX throughout”

2. “The best fantasy epic since Lord of the Rings”

3. “There aren’t enough good fights”

4. “Three stars, because the paper was too thin”

5. “One of the most disjointed novels I’ve read in a long while”

6. “Almost preachy in tone”

7. “Good ending”

8. “The Lord hath no scorn like the scorn reserved for one-star reviewers”

9. “Who wrote this thing, Michael Moore?”

10. “Definitely not his best work”

phinsup 07-25-2008 02:28 PM

ha ha, awesome!

defprun 07-27-2008 10:29 AM

It changes everything when you picture people in the bible as super heros. I wanna see what that tramp Lillith will do next! But I can't find anything online...

defprun 07-27-2008 10:33 AM

Myths from the bible are even more fucked up than the stuff in it sometimes!



"According to the legends, Lilith was an evil, wicked woman who committed adultery with Satan and produced a race of evil creatures. None of this is true. There is no biblical basis whatsoever for these concepts. There is no one in the Bible named Lilith."



Someone could've taken her out in the 16th century...I wanna see some evil creatures!


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