"What do you think about the French?"

"Huh?

"The French. The Colonial bastards who is sucking your live corpuscles."

"Look mister. It cost two hundred francs to suck my corpuscule. Haven't lowered my rates since the year of the rindpest when all the tourists died..."





Excerpted from Naked Lunch by William S. Burroughs

"Aaaargh"



-Jurrassic Park

this topic isnt at all what i expected, i thought we were gonna talk about books.

me too!

Jurassic Park was a book by Michael Chrichton.

Yea however you don't talk about it, you just quote a line from it, so it gives me no insight to the book.

I am reading "Once there was a war" by John Steinbeck right now. Its quite good. Basically a bunch of short stories, collection of articles he wrote during wwII. Its a good read.

If you want a book club watch Oprah.

Would it kill you for once to make your most intelligent remark of the day originate from an orifice other than your sphincter? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.gif

I recently read "The Monster at the end of this Book", starring lovable, furry old Grover. It was pretty suspenseful, but had quite a twist at the end! I won't ruin it, you should check it out! I promise it won't scare you though, LOLOL!!!!



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