Hey guys, well, I drank like a fish last night, today it's biting me on the ***. I'm still drunk, but I need to go to work. I'm not like falling over drunk, but I am having uncontrollable stomache twitches, but there's no more room in there for water...



Help me get sober in a half hour!

 

call in sick, say you have diarrhea...nobody's going to question that





the only true thing that can sober you up is time, at least that's what I learned from books

 

**** the books, I can't call in sick. Dammit... Where's my rehydrating IV?

 

Gatorade and Chasers. The chasers are supposed to be taken while drinking the night before, but they still work well the next day.

 

I'll try that

 

Alkaseltzer makes hangover **** that works...I can vouch for that ****...

 

any idea what it's called?

 

Morning Relief