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Old Dec 22, 2003 | 11:45 PM
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Dammit. It's 12:30, I got a hardon and I gotta be the understanding guy taking care of his woman.



This is bullshit. And I am not even on my computer so I dont even have my **** collection. The xxx forum is helpful, but under the circumstances, not quite what I want.



BAH!



AND I cant smoke weed when I am here.



Bullshit I tell you!
Old Dec 22, 2003 | 11:49 PM
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Sounds like you need to go for a drive.
Old Dec 22, 2003 | 11:52 PM
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Old Dec 22, 2003 | 11:59 PM
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Take her heart monitor off and put it on your chest. really fast so no alarms go off. Now take a pillow....



Never mind... Go out back and spark up a fattie. Maybe head over to the nurses station and bend one over the counter. You'll feel better afterwards.
Old Dec 23, 2003 | 12:03 AM
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hahaha
Old Dec 23, 2003 | 07:13 AM
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Go find a hot nurse and tell her you need some help producing a sperm sample.
Old Dec 23, 2003 | 11:03 AM
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go get the phonebook and let your fingers do the walkin my friend.

escort section......mmmmmm
Old Dec 23, 2003 | 11:05 AM
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The title of this thread makes me scared..
Old Dec 23, 2003 | 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Genom' date='Dec 22 2003, 09:45 PM
Dammit. It's 12:30, I got a hardon and I gotta be the understanding guy taking care of his woman.



This is bullshit. And I am not even on my computer so I dont even have my **** collection. The xxx forum is helpful, but under the circumstances, not quite what I want.



BAH!



AND I cant smoke weed when I am here.



Bullshit I tell you!
Forget the weed, go to the nurses station and talk some oxycontin out of a nurse. Way better than weed!



You can thank me tomorrow
Old Dec 23, 2003 | 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted by rfreeman27' date='Dec 23 2003, 12:05 PM
The title of this thread makes me scared..
Have no fear. I doubt you're his type. Wait a minute...what's that say under your avatar....?



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