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Genom 12-22-2003 11:45 PM

Dammit. It's 12:30, I got a hardon and I gotta be the understanding guy taking care of his woman.



This is bullshit. And I am not even on my computer so I dont even have my porn collection. The xxx forum is helpful, but under the circumstances, not quite what I want.



BAH!



AND I cant smoke weed when I am here.



Bullshit I tell you!

rotarychainsaw 12-22-2003 11:49 PM

Sounds like you need to go for a drive.

BigTurbo74 12-22-2003 11:52 PM

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif

Jims5543 12-22-2003 11:59 PM

Take her heart monitor off and put it on your chest. really fast so no alarms go off. Now take a pillow....



Never mind... Go out back and spark up a fattie. Maybe head over to the nurses station and bend one over the counter. You'll feel better afterwards.

BigTurbo74 12-23-2003 12:03 AM

hahaha

1988RedT2 12-23-2003 07:13 AM

Go find a hot nurse and tell her you need some help producing a sperm sample.

Travisty 12-23-2003 11:03 AM

go get the phonebook and let your fingers do the walkin my friend.

escort section......mmmmmm

rfreeman27 12-23-2003 11:05 AM

The title of this thread makes me scared..

twstdmtl 12-23-2003 11:07 AM


Originally Posted by Genom' date='Dec 22 2003, 09:45 PM
Dammit. It's 12:30, I got a hardon and I gotta be the understanding guy taking care of his woman.



This is bullshit. And I am not even on my computer so I dont even have my porn collection. The xxx forum is helpful, but under the circumstances, not quite what I want.



BAH!



AND I cant smoke weed when I am here.



Bullshit I tell you!

Forget the weed, go to the nurses station and talk some oxycontin out of a nurse. Way better than weed! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/boink.gif



You can thank me tomorrow https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

1988RedT2 12-23-2003 11:14 AM


Originally Posted by rfreeman27' date='Dec 23 2003, 12:05 PM
The title of this thread makes me scared..

Have no fear. I doubt you're his type. Wait a minute...what's that say under your avatar....?


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