Dammit. It's 12:30, I got a hardon and I gotta be the understanding guy taking care of his woman.
This is bullshit. And I am not even on my computer so I dont even have my porn collection. The xxx forum is helpful, but under the circumstances, not quite what I want. BAH! AND I cant smoke weed when I am here. Bullshit I tell you! |
Sounds like you need to go for a drive.
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Take her heart monitor off and put it on your chest. really fast so no alarms go off. Now take a pillow....
Never mind... Go out back and spark up a fattie. Maybe head over to the nurses station and bend one over the counter. You'll feel better afterwards. |
hahaha
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Go find a hot nurse and tell her you need some help producing a sperm sample.
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go get the phonebook and let your fingers do the walkin my friend.
escort section......mmmmmm |
The title of this thread makes me scared..
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Originally Posted by Genom' date='Dec 22 2003, 09:45 PM
Dammit. It's 12:30, I got a hardon and I gotta be the understanding guy taking care of his woman.
This is bullshit. And I am not even on my computer so I dont even have my porn collection. The xxx forum is helpful, but under the circumstances, not quite what I want. BAH! AND I cant smoke weed when I am here. Bullshit I tell you! You can thank me tomorrow https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png |
Originally Posted by rfreeman27' date='Dec 23 2003, 12:05 PM
The title of this thread makes me scared..
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Well, I went out for a drive after all.
And went to the strip club. Ahhh...... |
strip club is great and all but in the end you are paying for blue balls.
F that ****. |
Originally Posted by Travisty' date='Dec 23 2003, 12:01 PM
strip club is great and all but in the end you are paying for blue balls.
F that ****. |
Originally Posted by twstdmtl' date='Dec 23 2003, 09:07 AM
Forget the weed, go to the nurses station and talk some oxycontin out of a nurse. Way better than weed! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/boink.gif
You can thank me tomorrow https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png |
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