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Originally Posted by drifter' date='Apr 26 2003, 12:08 PM
So anyway, I'm at a petrol station filling up my car when this lady across from me gets out and starts filling her car. Her kid sticks his head out the window and says, "I like smelling petrol". I start smirking, thinking silently what an inbred he must be, when she looks at me with a smile and says, "Yeah, I like the smell too, in fact I'd only half fill my car during the week so that I could come back here more often."
Some people shouldn't be allowed to breathe.
Some people shouldn't be allowed to breathe.
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"Sitting having coffee with a friend. A man tells me I should be modelling. Gives me his card; he's a photographer.
I smiled thinking it was the lamest come-on ever.
But still, nice to think that someone put a little effort into approaching...
I tell my boyfriend later that night about the photographer guy. He says, "are you serious? You're not that pretty..."
**** him.
Petty, jealous fool. "
rotf
I smiled thinking it was the lamest come-on ever.
But still, nice to think that someone put a little effort into approaching...
I tell my boyfriend later that night about the photographer guy. He says, "are you serious? You're not that pretty..."
**** him.
Petty, jealous fool. "
rotf
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