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Old Dec 12, 2003 | 12:18 AM
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Ways and Places at which I have masturbated in my lifetime. (List will be amended as time goes on)



Stuck it in a vacuum cleaner hose and then switched the vac off and on over and over again to simulate sucking action.



Humped a door ****.



Stuck a hairbrush handle up my hole and twisted it about.



Used an electric toothbrush.



Tapered candles in both holes which started to melt with my body heat.



Laying under a running faucet.



Holding the back end of an electric razor up to my privates.



Sitting on my heel and rocking back and forth.



Placing a text book between my legs and squeezing my thighs together fast over and over during a history lecture, freshman year in college.



Grinding against corners of various tables.



Inserting strawberries and raspberries (not at the same time) up there and then pulling them out slowly and eating them.



Cucumbers (although they never made me orgasm I just wanted to see how much I could take).



Conair Massager (the ones from Target) with the bulb type attachment.



In my car in traffic, with a textbook.



In the vibrating $3k chair at Sharper Image.



In the bathroom at my second job with a dirty magazine.



With the Pocket Rocket.



With my own underwear.









I have often masturbated in public and no one knows.



Orgasms are small, but multiple. I never crack a sweat.
Old Dec 12, 2003 | 12:22 AM
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lol, thats a long list
Old Dec 12, 2003 | 12:22 AM
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yeah i guess some people have too much imagination..
Old Dec 12, 2003 | 12:23 AM
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Well I would guess by the both holes that is was a chica.... just a guess though.



Tapered candles in both holes which started to melt with my body heat.
Old Dec 12, 2003 | 12:27 AM
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Originally Posted by phinsup' date='Dec 12 2003, 02:23 PM
Well I would guess by the both holes that is was a chica.... just a guess though.
Thats what I thought. Plus, only a grrl could get away with some of those public ones. Discretely pulling out a raging hard-on in public is not an easy feat.
Old Dec 12, 2003 | 12:27 AM
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i guess i just dont picture the textbook idea too well....



doesnt paper sheet cut real bad...
Old Dec 12, 2003 | 08:38 AM
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In the Reactor compartment of a submarine!!!!
Old Dec 12, 2003 | 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted by drifter' date='Dec 11 2003, 10:27 PM
Thats what I thought. Plus, only a grrl could get away with some of those public ones. Discretely pulling out a raging hard-on in public is not an easy feat.
you just have to be smooth
Old Dec 13, 2003 | 09:01 AM
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what threw me off is the vacuum comment, all the others i could see being a girl, but the vaccuum thing i never thought a girlcould do.



either way this chicks a freak, hot.



kevin.
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