when your friend sleeps with her ask him how he likes the taste of your dick

 

Hhaha, you guys are awesome. I was not looking for advice banzai, I was just bullshitting. I could give a **** what happens, and trust me, bro's ALWAYS before ho's.



i brought it up to my mom tonight at dinner and she said that "donza(x's name) is trying to just get a reaction from you, and she is pretty much saying she is desperate." I was like, **** yeahs!!



and she called me up one night asking for a booty call, it was priceless, i chewed her a new *******.

 

Banging friend's ex-girlfriends is the best. I do it every chance I get. Usually they don't mind too much.

 

I always had better luck banging the friends of ex-girlfriends, but hey, it's all good.

 

If she is your ex then why are you two still talking? Whats up with that? Move on with your life. This friend of yours is no friend either I might add. Friends don't talk about how they want to bang your ex.



Forget them both.