Sgt.: Well, he was attacking me with a banana.

Jones: But you told him to.

Sgt.: Look, I'm only doing me job. I have to show you how to defend

yourselves against fresh fruit.

Idle: And pointed sticks.

Sgt.: Shut up.

 

YES SIR!

 

Hungarian: I will not buy this record, it is scratched.

Clerk: Sorry?

Hungarian I will not buy this record, it is scratched.

Clerk: Uh, no, no, no. This is a tobacconist's.

Hungarian: Ah! I will not buy this *tobacconist's*, it is scratched.

Clerk: No, no, no, no. Tobacco...um...cigarettes (holds up a pack).

Hungarian: Ya! See-gar-ets! Ya! Uh...My hovercraft is full of eels.

Clerk: Sorry?

Hungarian: My hovercraft (pantomimes puffing a cigarette)...is full of eels

(pretends to strike a match).

Clerk: Ahh, matches!

 

Hey j9fd3s, its "puff, puff, pass," dammit!

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you are so right.

 

Hungarian: (indignantly) My nipples explode with delight!