Sgt.: Well, he was attacking me with a banana.
Jones: But you told him to. Sgt.: Look, I'm only doing me job. I have to show you how to defend yourselves against fresh fruit. Idle: And pointed sticks. Sgt.: Shut up. |
YES SIR!
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Hungarian: I will not buy this record, it is scratched.
Clerk: Sorry? Hungarian I will not buy this record, it is scratched. Clerk: Uh, no, no, no. This is a tobacconist's. Hungarian: Ah! I will not buy this *tobacconist's*, it is scratched. Clerk: No, no, no, no. Tobacco...um...cigarettes (holds up a pack). Hungarian: Ya! See-gar-ets! Ya! Uh...My hovercraft is full of eels. Clerk: Sorry? Hungarian: My hovercraft (pantomimes puffing a cigarette)...is full of eels (pretends to strike a match). Clerk: Ahh, matches! |
Hey j9fd3s, its "puff, puff, pass," dammit!
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Originally Posted by drftk1d' date='Jan 3 2005, 03:55 PM
http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/python/Scr...lphabetic.html |
you are so right.
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Hungarian: (indignantly) My nipples explode with delight!
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