wow, you took the phrase "blew me a new one" to a whole new level

 

oh yeah, and SIR ELTON SPEARS PWN3S JoO BIZNATCH!!!!!!111



NOTE: SIR.ELTON JOHN LOOKING HEAD+BRITNEY SPEARS BODY= SIR.ELTON SPEARS!

 

Most embarassing?



I can't **** in front of people. It really sucks. I guess tiny Elvis has stage fright or something..



I've been caught ******* a zillion times... So that's not THAT embarassing.. But I did get caught once at a party... Outside. Getting caught wasn't really the bad part.. It was the fact that 20 some people had been watching the whole time... And video taping.. LOL

 

Hmm.. Upload..

 

nah, I only got it on VHS

 

show us them *******?

 

I'm phobic, of revolving doors.

 

I like to trap people in the revolving doors here at my office building. It's funny to watch them get all claustrophobic. No one yet has managed to break free from my death trapping foot. lol

 

I pissed in my pants and farted at the same time when the teacher was reading to the class aloud in 4th grade.

 

LOL! I thought you just spun them really fast!