for me, i broke my arm kicking a soccer ball.

I am addicted to stroking it.

i once **** my pants in gym

This one time, in band camp, ..................................

>>This one time, in band camp, ..................................



That was you??!! I'm scarred for life *******!!!





haha

I **** my pants the one time I had a school cheeseburger.

I should have sued for food poisoning or something



I got up and walked out of class and started to walk home, I lived

5 minutes from my school, and on the way home I couldnt take it

no more, the pains were unreal, so I figured what the hell, and ****

myself.

Thats RAW dude https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif

best part is I got up and left class and didnt say a word

We were driving in canada going fishing early one morning, So it was kinda hott since the old ass van we had used to go had no a/c, so we opened the sliding door to get alot of air circulation. So we going about 50mph and when we reached to the lake we slowed down to about 20mph, So you know me thinkin im invincible, I look outside the sliding door and notice the ground moving slowly, its looked as if we were only goign 5mph ,but were doing 20mph, so we reach and we about to go into the parking lot and the bait and tackle place is about 1/4 mile away from the parking lot, so i decide to go buy the bait and jump out the van while were at 20mph, and silly me thought i was gonna land on my feet. Boy that was really embaressing, thank god i only got bruises, but later on i learned that you must be going the same speed as the car is if you want to land on your feet !! Only if i knew that the few seconds before i jumped out. That was a nice hard landing on the pavement i took. LOL. Well if i didnt do it , I couldnt tell you guys this story of my stupidity.

wow.... mines not too bad... i took a **** in a urinal b 4... the other stalls were broken... its wasnt too bad tho

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