ever find out ur in the womans bathroom when the fat non-english speaking taco bell worker opens the door to ur stall and wonder why u never though about the fact there was no urinals.....











































yea it never happened but would be a good story right

took a girl out.....blew my engine

I was eating lunch in 7th grade. Went to fart and squirted a lil in my pants. No big thang, nobody knew, so i walked to the bathroom, and let out the biggest **** of my life. The bathroom was packed too, it was really discusting. the worst part was...i needed to dispose of the boxers, even though there was not alot of ****, it was still there, and Im not going to walk around in thoes all day. So i waited until everybody left the bathroom and went for the trashcan with the rolled up boxers. Just as i was throwing them away, my friend came in, put two and two together, and laughed his ass off. Luckly he was cool about it, and didnt tell everybody.

most embarassing?



after a big ass party my sophmore year of high school i was about to have a 3some, me and 2 chicks of course....but i passed the **** out. when i woke up one girl was still there so i got some ass from just her in the morning instead.



kevin.

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/boink.gif I was getting some oral from an ex..really good too, got very very very very relaxed and blew a nasty fart while she was working it..needless to say the bj was done. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...O_DIR#>/11.gif

"Have you ever farted in front of a chick?"



"Sure, why?"



"No, I mean really farted in front of a chick, like when she was going down on you."



Great movie.

Shortly after my 21st b-day, I went to this club with this girl I worked with and my best freind. We all got totally smashed. When we were leaving, I tossed my keys to my friend and got in the back with the girl. About 5 miles down the road my friend had her underwear hanging off the rear view mirror. Everything was good to go except Mr. Happy. Unfortunately he wasn't "up" for the party... Never got the chance to make up for that one... My best friend still brings that **** up...bastard!

mall rats!

I had the limp mr. happy thing happen once when I was drunk.. But I did get to make upi for it..

I slipped and fell on some ice at the top off the bus stop in the 7th grade. I slide all the way down the hill.