for me, i broke my arm kicking a soccer ball.

I am addicted to stroking it.

i once **** my pants in gym

This one time, in band camp, ..................................

>>This one time, in band camp, ..................................



That was you??!! I'm scarred for life *******!!!





haha

I **** my pants the one time I had a school cheeseburger.

I should have sued for food poisoning or something



I got up and walked out of class and started to walk home, I lived

5 minutes from my school, and on the way home I couldnt take it

no more, the pains were unreal, so I figured what the hell, and ****

myself.

Thats RAW dude https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif

best part is I got up and left class and didnt say a word

We were driving in canada going fishing early one morning, So it was kinda hott since the old ass van we had used to go had no a/c, so we opened the sliding door to get alot of air circulation. So we going about 50mph and when we reached to the lake we slowed down to about 20mph, So you know me thinkin im invincible, I look outside the sliding door and notice the ground moving slowly, its looked as if we were only goign 5mph ,but were doing 20mph, so we reach and we about to go into the parking lot and the bait and tackle place is about 1/4 mile away from the parking lot, so i decide to go buy the bait and jump out the van while were at 20mph, and silly me thought i was gonna land on my feet. Boy that was really embaressing, thank god i only got bruises, but later on i learned that you must be going the same speed as the car is if you want to land on your feet !! Only if i knew that the few seconds before i jumped out. That was a nice hard landing on the pavement i took. LOL. Well if i didnt do it , I couldnt tell you guys this story of my stupidity.

wow.... mines not too bad... i took a **** in a urinal b 4... the other stalls were broken... its wasnt too bad tho

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/blush.png

ever find out ur in the womans bathroom when the fat non-english speaking taco bell worker opens the door to ur stall and wonder why u never though about the fact there was no urinals.....











































yea it never happened but would be a good story right

took a girl out.....blew my engine

I was eating lunch in 7th grade. Went to fart and squirted a lil in my pants. No big thang, nobody knew, so i walked to the bathroom, and let out the biggest **** of my life. The bathroom was packed too, it was really discusting. the worst part was...i needed to dispose of the boxers, even though there was not alot of ****, it was still there, and Im not going to walk around in thoes all day. So i waited until everybody left the bathroom and went for the trashcan with the rolled up boxers. Just as i was throwing them away, my friend came in, put two and two together, and laughed his ass off. Luckly he was cool about it, and didnt tell everybody.

most embarassing?



after a big ass party my sophmore year of high school i was about to have a 3some, me and 2 chicks of course....but i passed the **** out. when i woke up one girl was still there so i got some ass from just her in the morning instead.



kevin.

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/boink.gif I was getting some oral from an ex..really good too, got very very very very relaxed and blew a nasty fart while she was working it..needless to say the bj was done. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...O_DIR#>/11.gif

"Have you ever farted in front of a chick?"



"Sure, why?"



"No, I mean really farted in front of a chick, like when she was going down on you."



Great movie.

Shortly after my 21st b-day, I went to this club with this girl I worked with and my best freind. We all got totally smashed. When we were leaving, I tossed my keys to my friend and got in the back with the girl. About 5 miles down the road my friend had her underwear hanging off the rear view mirror. Everything was good to go except Mr. Happy. Unfortunately he wasn't "up" for the party... Never got the chance to make up for that one... My best friend still brings that **** up...bastard!

mall rats!

I had the limp mr. happy thing happen once when I was drunk.. But I did get to make upi for it..

I slipped and fell on some ice at the top off the bus stop in the 7th grade. I slide all the way down the hill.

I saw the girl about a month ago for the first time in like 2-3 years. I just wanted to go up and whip it out and say, "It works, it works!!!" She's married now and lookin' kinda freaky too. I'd turn it down now, but it still pisses me off that I never got to make up for it.

Haha, damn thats some funny ****. Speaking of **** and shitting of the pants. This one time surveying, I was way the hell out in a field running the gun (jim knows what i'm talking about), all of a sudden I could feel a case of the runs come on. So I got on the radio and said I got to get my ass to the woods, be back in a while. Well lets just say I didn't make it, the walk was just too long and I wasn't gona get bare ass naked in front of the dozer operators that were out there clearing. So by time I came out of the woods I was out of my socks, underwear, and a shirt. I felt like a dumbass but wasn't that embarresed I guess....**** happens right? Decided to pack up and make a stop at the house for a new set of clothes.

I crapped my pants at the gym one time also. It came on bad as soon as I walked in the door. Couldn't get ahold of my membership card fast eough. By the time I found it and swiped it, it was too late. I tried to pinch my ass cheeks together as best as I could but the **** was just squeezing out of there like soft serve. Usually I have a change of clothes with me this time I did not. I was the only one in the gym besides the desk attendent. I think he wondered why I went right to the bathroom, came out like 45 minutes later, after attempting to shower it off, and then left.



I have also farted really really load during sex. Very embarassing, I talk to her every 6 months or so, she still brings it back up...

I realized I went into the wrong bathroom at school about a month later when I went into the right one (right down the hall) and it didn't look right. It was pretty funny, though.

My last name rhymes with weeny, I have glasses, asthma, and I made good grades. School was my embarassment.





At our civic center, where there's sporting events and such, there's a section in one of the halls where there's a women's bathroom (large entrance), and just around the corner, there's another women's bathroom. I stood there and watched every guy see the first women's bathroom, walk around the corner, then automatically walk into the other women's bathroom, assuming it was a men's. It was fun seeing the look on their face every time they walked out.

Most embarrassing thing about myself?



The cystic acne I used to get really bad on the back of my neck. They used to be golfball size! I was on and off medication for a long time, but they would still explode in the weirdest places...



I'm not embarassed by much anymore.

I sold fake LSD in 9th grade at a homecoming dance...and got busted with it...

The first girl I ever fingered got me so horny I had pre ejaculation all over the inside of my boxers. I was so embarassed that I wouldn't even let her touch me. I did make her come several times. Oh, We were on a bus the whole time (school function).

i have a 12in scar from eating prunes

i got really bored at wal-mart with my lady friend one day and decided to um "WHIP IT OUT" and go run through the womens clothing department, it wasnt emberassing at all, but im not allowed back into this certain walmart, luckily it was before i was 18, so no charges were pressed haha

wow, you took the phrase "blew me a new one" to a whole new level https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/blink.png

oh yeah, and SIR ELTON SPEARS PWN3S JoO BIZNATCH!!!!!!111



NOTE: SIR.ELTON JOHN LOOKING HEAD+BRITNEY SPEARS BODY= SIR.ELTON SPEARS!

Most embarassing?



I can't piss in front of people. It really sucks. I guess tiny Elvis has stage fright or something..



I've been caught ******* a zillion times... So that's not THAT embarassing.. But I did get caught once at a party... Outside. Getting caught wasn't really the bad part.. It was the fact that 20 some people had been watching the whole time... And video taping.. LOL

Hmm.. Upload..

nah, I only got it on VHS https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub..._DIR#>/sad.png

show us them titties?

I'm phobic, of revolving doors.

I like to trap people in the revolving doors here at my office building. It's funny to watch them get all claustrophobic. No one yet has managed to break free from my death trapping foot. lol

I pissed in my pants and farted at the same time when the teacher was reading to the class aloud in 4th grade.

LOL! I thought you just spun them really fast!