Most Embaressing Thing About Yourself
#21
Originally Posted by 75 Repu' date='Oct 24 2003, 12:43 AM
I had the limp mr. happy thing happen once when I was drunk.. But I did get to make upi for it..
#22
Haha, damn thats some funny ****. Speaking of **** and shitting of the pants. This one time surveying, I was way the hell out in a field running the gun (jim knows what i'm talking about), all of a sudden I could feel a case of the runs come on. So I got on the radio and said I got to get my *** to the woods, be back in a while. Well lets just say I didn't make it, the walk was just too long and I wasn't gona get bare *** naked in front of the dozer operators that were out there clearing. So by time I came out of the woods I was out of my socks, underwear, and a shirt. I felt like a dumbass but wasn't that embarresed I guess....**** happens right? Decided to pack up and make a stop at the house for a new set of clothes.
#23
I crapped my pants at the gym one time also. It came on bad as soon as I walked in the door. Couldn't get ahold of my membership card fast eough. By the time I found it and swiped it, it was too late. I tried to pinch my *** cheeks together as best as I could but the **** was just squeezing out of there like soft serve. Usually I have a change of clothes with me this time I did not. I was the only one in the gym besides the desk attendent. I think he wondered why I went right to the bathroom, came out like 45 minutes later, after attempting to shower it off, and then left.
I have also farted really really load during sex. Very embarassing, I talk to her every 6 months or so, she still brings it back up...
I have also farted really really load during sex. Very embarassing, I talk to her every 6 months or so, she still brings it back up...
#25
My last name rhymes with weeny, I have glasses, asthma, and I made good grades. School was my embarassment.
At our civic center, where there's sporting events and such, there's a section in one of the halls where there's a women's bathroom (large entrance), and just around the corner, there's another women's bathroom. I stood there and watched every guy see the first women's bathroom, walk around the corner, then automatically walk into the other women's bathroom, assuming it was a men's. It was fun seeing the look on their face every time they walked out.
At our civic center, where there's sporting events and such, there's a section in one of the halls where there's a women's bathroom (large entrance), and just around the corner, there's another women's bathroom. I stood there and watched every guy see the first women's bathroom, walk around the corner, then automatically walk into the other women's bathroom, assuming it was a men's. It was fun seeing the look on their face every time they walked out.
#26
Most embarrassing thing about myself?
The cystic acne I used to get really bad on the back of my neck. They used to be golfball size! I was on and off medication for a long time, but they would still explode in the weirdest places...
I'm not embarassed by much anymore.
The cystic acne I used to get really bad on the back of my neck. They used to be golfball size! I was on and off medication for a long time, but they would still explode in the weirdest places...
I'm not embarassed by much anymore.
#28
The first girl I ever fingered got me so horny I had pre ejaculation all over the inside of my boxers. I was so embarassed that I wouldn't even let her touch me. I did make her come several times. Oh, We were on a bus the whole time (school function).
#30
i got really bored at wal-mart with my lady friend one day and decided to um "WHIP IT OUT" and go run through the womens clothing department, it wasnt emberassing at all, but im not allowed back into this certain walmart, luckily it was before i was 18, so no charges were pressed haha