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10-15-2002, 09:08 PM
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A blonde tries to go horseback riding even though she has had no lessons
or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse
immediately springs into action. It gallops along at a steady rhythmic
pace, but the blonde begins to lose her grip and starts to slide in the
saddle. In terror, she grabs for the mane but can't seem to get a firm
grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she
slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along,
seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Unfortunately, the Blondes
foot has become entangled in the stirrup. She is now at the mercy of the
hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over again. As
her head is battered against the ground she is moments away from losing
consciousness when, to her great fortune, the Woolworth's Manager sees
her and unplugs the horse.
or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse
immediately springs into action. It gallops along at a steady rhythmic
pace, but the blonde begins to lose her grip and starts to slide in the
saddle. In terror, she grabs for the mane but can't seem to get a firm
grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she
slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along,
seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Unfortunately, the Blondes
foot has become entangled in the stirrup. She is now at the mercy of the
hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over again. As
her head is battered against the ground she is moments away from losing
consciousness when, to her great fortune, the Woolworth's Manager sees
her and unplugs the horse.
10-16-2002, 09:00 AM
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Originally Posted by ziftar' date='Oct 15 2002, 09:52 PM
There were these two guys having lunch one day when the first guy says to the second one, "You ever say one thing to someone when you meant to say something else?" "How do you mean?" says the second one. "Well last week I was at the airport in Philly and I wanted to come back here to Pittsburgh and the women at the counter had these enormous breats so instead of asking for two tickets to Pittsburgh, I asked for two pickets to Tittsburgh." "I know what you mean.", says the second guy. "Why just this morning I was having breakfast with my wife and I meant to ask her to pass the the jelly but instead I said 'You're ruining my life you stupid bitch!'" 
Thats Great!!
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