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Old Jan 6, 2004 | 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Rotarydragon' date='Jan 6 2004, 02:35 PM
It is obvious to me that none of you have read the last memos in the blue set that concern the correct posting of memos, who is permitted to post memos and by what form those memos should be posted (and to those of you who said that we should use the green form as per memo #3a not memo #3 which incorrectly stated that the TPS forms were incorrect you were close, but that does not apply to memos that were left in the blue set which you should know by now have NOTHING to do with TPS reports and as such the green form which is only used for TPS report based memos which I may add is clearly noted in memo #5.) and at what times those postings are permitted.



First let me clarify that I am the only sanctified restored keeper of the memo, and thus only memos that have been sanctioned by me or by people that have gone through the blue set endowment ritual are allowed to post memos that have any athority. Mostly beware the one that calls herself Banzaitoyota but even more so, beware the one that calls itself teknics for on it's forhead I see written the word DOOM for all that acknoweldge his memos.



And as it has been that I have been granted the athority to make memos and post them, and as it is clearly such that only I am permitted to make these memos as it is written in the great memo handbook that has been revealed only to me in my benovlence, then it should be then clear that inasmuch as I am permitted to write the memos and keep them, and interpret them with all knowlege that you should all be exeedeingly delighted then in my keeping and dissemination of the memos by which you live your lives here at nopistons.



Wherefore people are confused about the memos, the memos clearly state that such confusion only results from a lack of faith and that if they had faith that all memos should then be made clear unto them.



Therefore if you do not understand the memo you should inquire of Srce for he has no clue and in doing so, much amusment shall be caused and there shall be laughter, yea much laughter, even unto the expense of Srce.



But then gaining in knowlege and realizing that ye have been much put out, you shall inquire of the board in much frustation.



But yea, only those who have gained the favor of memo #44 shall know the truth. And the truth shall make you furious.



So what then shall you do?



Cry.
im sorry but you didnt hve the proper cover sheet on that memo so any and all knowledge of it has been disavowed.



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Old Jan 6, 2004 | 07:00 PM
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Men feel if they stop looking at women theyll turn gay. Even if they get layed 12 times a day!!!



See what happened to 4rr...i bet he was a player back in the day...but went on a downhill slide after kindergarten.
Old Jan 6, 2004 | 08:41 PM
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DO NOT MOLEST THE BABY MONKEYS!!! WHAT DID THEY EVER DO TO YOU BESIDES THROW BABY MONKEY DOO DOO ALL OVER YOU, WHICH YOU BROUGHT ON YOURSELF!!!ONE i LOVE THE caps!!!.<#%*@



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Old Jan 6, 2004 | 08:45 PM
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I'll just clarify that I do get plenty. Fortunatly, my woman thinks I'm dead sexy.



But like it has been said, we could be having sex all day and still look at a good looking woman. It's in a memo.
Old Jan 6, 2004 | 10:13 PM
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Originally Posted by teknics' date='Jan 6 2004, 06:42 PM
im sorry but you didnt hve the proper cover sheet on that memo so any and all knowledge of it has been disavowed.



kevin.
<span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'> LIAR</span>
Old Jan 6, 2004 | 10:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Rotarydragon' date='Jan 6 2004, 11:13 PM
<span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'> LIAR</span>
<span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>GREEN APPLE MARTINI</span>
Old Jan 6, 2004 | 10:26 PM
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True most guys probly dont get any on the internet the net is full of freaks and liars oh did i mention geeks.
Old Jan 7, 2004 | 07:02 AM
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Originally Posted by jc20b' date='Jan 6 2004, 11:26 PM
True most guys probly dont get any on the internet the net is full of freaks and liars oh did i mention geeks.
Oh sure, the Internet as a whole is full of freaks, geeks, and liars, but all the nopistons guys are truthful, sophisticated, and hung like a horse.
Old Jan 7, 2004 | 08:59 AM
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True dat.
Old Jan 7, 2004 | 09:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Genom' date='Jan 7 2004, 06:59 AM
True dat.
Fo rill...and I posted pics of me and my girl goddammit! Do I need to post pics of my ******* too? How about a pic of the gf and me going at it like a pair of wild squirrel monkeys?



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