That Made My Heart Jump!
12-13-2004, 04:59 PM
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So I just got home, checked the mail and I was going through one by one, opening and reading.. I get this one NEON Yellow letter, I open it, and get to the bottom line. It says I owe Comcast Cable $464!! So I'm shitting my pants trying to figure this one out, I thought it was on autopay! I get online, the e-statements look like everything is in order.. What the hell? So I pick up my phone, getting ready to call Customer Service when I notice that the addressee is my roommate! LOL
Now I've gotta go wash out my undies.
Now I've gotta go wash out my undies.
12-13-2004, 05:42 PM
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Rule #1..strike first... ask him to borrow $100 bucks tonight (if you know he won't loan it to you), before he reads his mail. This will assure that he doesn't ask you for a loan to help on his bill cause he knows you're looking for money too.
PS... ask for a pair of clean underwear too.
PS... ask for a pair of clean underwear too.
12-13-2004, 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted by GreyGT-C' date='Dec 13 2004, 06:41 PM
Rule #1..strike first... ask him to borrow $100 bucks tonight (if you know he won't loan it to you), before he reads his mail. This will assure that he doesn't ask you for a loan to help on his bill cause he knows you're looking for money too.
PS... ask for a pair of clean underwear too.
PS... ask for a pair of clean underwear too.
Brilliant!!
12-13-2004, 08:43 PM
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no ****....
Hey I thought I would never see this but a bro ask another bro at the check out for some money(help out you know) and I was like **** its about time that I as whitey didnt get hit up.The bro at the counter turns to him and says "yo dog I would but its my sister's money and it wouldnt be cool and all." **** Me ...brillient. I have used it ever since!
Hey I thought I would never see this but a bro ask another bro at the check out for some money(help out you know) and I was like **** its about time that I as whitey didnt get hit up.The bro at the counter turns to him and says "yo dog I would but its my sister's money and it wouldnt be cool and all." **** Me ...brillient. I have used it ever since!
12-14-2004, 12:12 AM
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Dude already owes me $350.. Going on 8 months now. I'm gonna tell him tomorrow that if he has to come current on his debt and be on-time with rent! Besides, he knows he already owes the money to Comcast.
12-14-2004, 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Sinful7' date='Dec 13 2004, 10:12 PM
Dude already owes me $350.. Going on 8 months now. I'm gonna tell him tomorrow that if he has to come current on his debt and be on-time with rent! Besides, he knows he already owes the money to Comcast.
would you let him pay you in sexual favors?
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